I just had to share this one.  You see, I think I stumbled upon what some might call purgetory today.  My cd/radio player and only entertainment while I scan has developed a few quirks.  It won't play cd's.  I can't adjust the volume.  I can't change radio stations.  I can't turn it off (except by taking out the batteries.)  It just wants to play ( Read more... )

Okay, I got this from shineluckypenny ( Read more... )

Okay so maybe I'm not going to planet Wellington. I bleeped them my application to move there and got back a response that they'd be more than happy to have me. Then I went to the mandatory classes in common sense that I so do not need but they are forcing me to take anyways because they are mean. Instructor Being says that he's heard of ( Read more... )

Once I have enough ivons and silly little skills to get out of the Telibus 19 work exchange program, I want to leave the galaxy!!! I want to go to a different galaxy, one far, far away. Maybe I'll go to the New Zooliend galaxy. Somewhere in it is planet Wellington. I should go there ( Read more... )

Providing free telepathic removal of Umarish Showtunes from workers brains does *NOT* make up playing the infernal racket in the first place.

Okay so maybe a few important documents got shredded. And maybe, just maybe, I was the one who did the shredding via a perfectly innocuous looking macropapertearer. But is that any reason to force me to attend common sense training!?!? Yep, you read that right- Evil Overlord, in cahoots with Hobsd, is *forcing* me to attend training classes on ( Read more... )

So I just wanted to remind everyone that my life sucks and nobody cares enough to float in and magically fix it for me. And the infernal Umarish showtunes are creeping into my brains.

Macropapertearers do *not* help with filing. Also, teleporters only work as an escape method if they're plugged in. W.W. is *not* a reasonable being as she won't break the intergalactic laws to ship my yifish. She's also not very smart as she doesn't even know about the Workers Hurriedly Against Asinine Assignments volunteer protest group I ( Read more... )

Geez! As if everything else isn't enough I just found out that I have to send some of the ivons I make home to Absurdican Seven. It seems that even though I'm not living there, my stuff is there so I still have to pay rent. W.W. (who is very mean) says that I have enough stuff there that it needs it's own room since I never through anything away ( Read more... )

Well I went with the group of Quinfieanions to protest the horrible, tedious, miserable existence I must endure on Telibus 19. They said the name of their group which protests the intelligent beings beings forced to work here is Workers Hurriedly Against Asinine Assignments. They gave me a big sign to hold while I floated around. They made the ( Read more... )