Note to self:
Macropapertearers do *not* help with filing. Also, teleporters only work as an escape method if they're plugged in. W.W. is *not* a reasonable being as she won't break the intergalactic laws to ship my yifish. She's also not very smart as she doesn't even know about the Workers Hurriedly Against Asinine Assignments volunteer protest group I joined. Can you believe she tried to tell me it doesn't exist?!? Geez. Like the apparel they gave me to wear with the organization initials on it doesn't exist either.