Yet more unfairness!!!!
Okay so maybe a few important documents got shredded. And maybe, just maybe, I was the one who did the shredding via a perfectly innocuous looking macropapertearer. But is that any reason to force me to attend common sense training!?!? Yep, you read that right- Evil Overlord, in cahoots with Hobsd, is *forcing* me to attend training classes on developing common sense!!!!!!!! Like I need those. Oh, I could pull out my scales one by one just thinking about it.
And then I bleeped W.W. and told her about the injustice and then she does this really long pause. You know, the type of pause that is never good news when you really need someone to agree with you. And then she's all like, "Well maybe that's not such a bad idea. You did once put giboo in the macrocooker without depressurizing it first." Go ahead, W.W.- hold that against me. Like I need lessons on food preparation from someone who eats their food dehydrated and not alive and squirming as nature intended. And just because she *chose* to clean the dried internal organs off of the ceiling does *not* mean she gets to be all glarfing and keep bringing it up. Personally, I think dried giboo parts improved the look of the kitchen.
But she was right about one thing: There is no organization called Workers Hurriedly Against Asinine Assignments. Leader Being says that the name changed and it's now called Workers Heroically Against Absurdican Abuse. Like it matters; the initials stay the same. And she says *I'm* petty.
And then I bleeped W.W. and told her about the injustice and then she does this really long pause. You know, the type of pause that is never good news when you really need someone to agree with you. And then she's all like, "Well maybe that's not such a bad idea. You did once put giboo in the macrocooker without depressurizing it first." Go ahead, W.W.- hold that against me. Like I need lessons on food preparation from someone who eats their food dehydrated and not alive and squirming as nature intended. And just because she *chose* to clean the dried internal organs off of the ceiling does *not* mean she gets to be all glarfing and keep bringing it up. Personally, I think dried giboo parts improved the look of the kitchen.
But she was right about one thing: There is no organization called Workers Hurriedly Against Asinine Assignments. Leader Being says that the name changed and it's now called Workers Heroically Against Absurdican Abuse. Like it matters; the initials stay the same. And she says *I'm* petty.