*howls with laughter*

Sep 06, 2007 11:22

I have seen the light! Jack Chick has revealed to me that dinosaurs didn't die from a impact in the Yucatan that left the Chicxulub crater. Oh no! Instead they were hunted to extinction by man because after the flood, the air was too thin.Also, they were actually dragons but were renamed dinosaurs in 1841 (which I'm not even sure is the correct ( Read more... )

lol, dinosaur, fail, wtf

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mechante_fille September 6 2007, 15:50:01 UTC
Oh, so that's where fossils came from. Gotcha, thanks.

I like how Eve was pushed. Which mind control character refers to it that way? Hmm... not coming to me. Anyway, beware the Satan-dragon, using the Force for evil.

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tsaiko September 6 2007, 16:03:02 UTC
Anyway, beware the Satan-dragon, using the Force for evil.

But... but he's so tempting! He whispers "Come to the dark side. We have cookies." And I am strangely reminded of a piece of Japanese art that showed the snake in the garden as a barely clothed hot bishounen.

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skylark97 September 6 2007, 16:54:26 UTC
Satan has cookies? *_* What kind?

;3

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tsaiko September 6 2007, 17:00:59 UTC
Girl scout cookies. You know, the ones with about a billion calories. He's also got Devil's Food cake.

I need to make Devil's Food Cake sometime.

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skylark97 September 6 2007, 15:52:09 UTC
...there are no words. O_O

*dies laughing*

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tsaiko September 6 2007, 16:04:05 UTC
I keep thinking that one day I'm going to stumble across one of his comics that talks about the evils of anime. Then all my interests will have been covered by him. XD

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zombiebanana September 6 2007, 17:04:07 UTC
...wow. xD And this is the first time I think I've got to properly use this icon.

I just love taking our fossils to work and getting in a big debate with the preacher that works there part time. xD Good lord, the evidence is there that dinosaurs existed, they always tried to deny it and now they're saying "Yes, but they were DRAGONS!" Riiiiiight. xD Did the flood happen 32 billion years ago? I thought the world was only 10,000 years old...

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tsaiko September 6 2007, 18:00:51 UTC
Not all preachers are insane. I've met a few who were incredibly nice and open-minded. They understood that you can believe in Christianity and accept what science is telling you.

But the loonies are more fun to point and laugh at. XD

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zombiebanana September 6 2007, 23:00:09 UTC
Oh yes, weve got two friends that are preachers and they are very open minded. I love the crazy ones, though. xD They sit there and try to argue with you that dinosaurs didn't exist and you're like "So what are these bones then?" and they go "Uhhhhhhhh...." xD

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kit_maxel September 6 2007, 19:50:14 UTC
I think Scary Proselytizing Bus Guy who I run into sometimes would like Jack Chick...

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akichan September 6 2007, 21:10:02 UTC
For a while now I've had a theory that Jack Chick comics are a hoax. Seriously, could anybody really believe that shit about Dinosaurs? Or have been drawing comics for so long and STILL not know how real people act?

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