[Private to Tenten]

I have something to show you!

[/Tenten]

[Today, one Rock Lee, while walking through the corridors, discovers this piece of parchment sticking out of journal. He halts in the middle of the hallways and reads it curiously...]

~True happiness is to enjoy the present, without anxious dependence upon the future, not to amuse ourselves with either hopes or fears but to rest satisfied with what ( Read more... )

[So, One Rock Lee jumps up in the middle of the Great Hall one day with absolute elation and proclaims:]

I--..

..I--

...I AM STILL A VIRGIN!! MY YOUTHFUL INNOCENCE REMAINS INTACT! OH, WHAT JOY!! I COULD--...

[...Dead silence ensues as several pairs of eyes burn him through]

...I-  ... Uhm.

[[ooc:

Explanation: This misunderstanding from long ago.

And... ( Read more... )

Well, this is odd...

Hello there, everyone!

...Have you ever had an experience in which you have absolutely no recollection of what has been going on for an utterly frightening length of time?

Dearest Tenten,

What this letter contains may come as a complete surprise to you. I ask you to read this in complete private and discard the letter later. .

. ( Read more... )

[...The door to professor Conrad's office opens slowly to reveal Lee standing there. He felt it in his heart the moment it happened, but he has just heard the news.

....He appears stiffened in shock, his eyes completely widened and lips parted in a most horrifed expression, walking ever-slowly into the school corridor, at which his pumpkin juice ( Read more... )

[ITS ABOUT 8 IN THE MORNING, AND TENTEN'S STILL IN BED, BUT LEE THINKS ITS ABOUT TIME TO RIIIIIIISE UP AND START DOING SOME 'OMFGBFF' STUFF TOGETHER NOW. LAWL.]

TENTEN!! ZHAAO SHAANG HAOOO~!!!!

[HE SALUTES! ...And as he sees her stir beneath the sheets...He scurries in with a birthday greeting guaranteed to wake the dead...]

.....

SHENG---....

RI--...
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I had a most incredible experience recently!!

...I stumbled upon a transcendent Island of sorts... A dubious island of enchantment that was simply--...inexplicably INCREDIBLE! Apparently, I was not the only new arrival, as many, like me, were new to the Island as well ( Read more... )

I am entirely unsure...
This seems all too tangible to be a genjustu.
I would assume that I was stationed here for a mission, but...there is a strange woman here who claims to be my mother...who was solely responsible for teaching me how to utilize this contraption...

...At worst, she also assumes that I am joking.

...Might anyone recall why ( Read more... )

Hello Everyone! [*waves excitedly through magic screen ( Read more... )

*In the library with Gai to escape the madness of the Great Hall...

...But then...

Hard rock starts to infiltrate the library...Lee stands up angrily and starts to shout---*

Play that record backwards!!!
heres a message yo' for the suckas
Play that record backards
and go fuck yourself
play that record backwards!!!!!!!!
...

[[*ABRUPT RECORD ( Read more... )