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20 :: Varia Classifieds [Written/Action]

May 11, 2010 10:27

Housekeeper Position OPEN
Interviews will be held beginning at twelve noon today at Seventh Heaven
Duties and compensation to be negotiated
Faint of heart and weak-willed losers need not apply
Must like cats

[After one too many "housewife" conversations with Mammon, Squalo's decided enough is enough. He's a core member of the Varia! He doesn't ( Read more... )

come work for the mafia, no hope for advancement, where'd i put that crossword, bel's socks are dangerous, bester is a "cat", looking for grunts, great job security, help wanted

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[Voice] vipermirage May 11 2010, 20:35:15 UTC

[As soon as the advertisement is up a strange noise filters through the journals. It's not really strange, it's clearly a laugh, but the strange is the voice that accompanies it, chances are Squalo has never heard it before. But now he does. He hears Mammon laughing out loud while basically rolling around the floor.]

[Voice] torrenziale May 11 2010, 20:44:51 UTC

[The hell is this? Squalo stares wide-eyed at his journal once he figures out who's on the other end. Say what you will, but that laughter is damn strange. After a few moments, however, the shock wears off and he just gets pissed off.]

WHAT?!

[Voice] vipermirage May 11 2010, 20:49:10 UTC

[Still laughing. On her defense you can hear her try to get serious and talk... Before she starts laughing again. Give her a few minutes.]

[Voice] torrenziale May 11 2010, 21:04:36 UTC

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VOOOII! I've got things to do you know. Spit it out or I'm closing this damn journal.

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1/3 pfft_scumbag May 11 2010, 22:04:01 UTC

2/3 pfft_scumbag May 11 2010, 22:04:24 UTC

3/3 pfft_scumbag May 11 2010, 22:04:43 UTC

torrenziale May 12 2010, 22:26:43 UTC

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[Action] misakasays May 12 2010, 00:26:17 UTC

[>Must like cats

That is 80% of the reason Misaka is here today, old chap.]

[Action] torrenziale May 12 2010, 02:00:40 UTC

[Who are you calling old?! | Squalo looks up from his book when he feels someone approach and frowns a little. This girl seems a little young... There's probably labor laws around here or something.]

You here for the job?

[Action] misakasays May 12 2010, 03:36:56 UTC

[Focusing on SQUALO.]

Correct, replies MISAKA. There was an advertisement that caught my interest.

[Action] torrenziale May 12 2010, 23:26:53 UTC

[Squalo blinks a moment at Misaka's wording. Well...he's got her name at any rate.]

Sit. [He gestures to a chair across from him then picks up the notepad and writes out her name.]

And I'm aware of the advertisement - I wrote it. So, Misaka, what makes you think you can do this job?

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