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20 :: Varia Classifieds [Written/Action]

May 11, 2010 10:27

Housekeeper Position OPEN
Interviews will be held beginning at twelve noon today at Seventh Heaven
Duties and compensation to be negotiated
Faint of heart and weak-willed losers need not apply
Must like cats

[After one too many "housewife" conversations with Mammon, Squalo's decided enough is enough. He's a core member of the Varia! He doesn't ( Read more... )

come work for the mafia, no hope for advancement, where'd i put that crossword, bel's socks are dangerous, bester is a "cat", looking for grunts, great job security, help wanted

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[Action] misakasays May 12 2010, 00:26:17 UTC

[>Must like cats

That is 80% of the reason Misaka is here today, old chap.]

[Action] torrenziale May 12 2010, 02:00:40 UTC

[Who are you calling old?! | Squalo looks up from his book when he feels someone approach and frowns a little. This girl seems a little young... There's probably labor laws around here or something.]

You here for the job?

[Action] misakasays May 12 2010, 03:36:56 UTC

[Focusing on SQUALO.]

Correct, replies MISAKA. There was an advertisement that caught my interest.

[Action] torrenziale May 12 2010, 23:26:53 UTC

[Squalo blinks a moment at Misaka's wording. Well...he's got her name at any rate.]

Sit. [He gestures to a chair across from him then picks up the notepad and writes out her name.]

And I'm aware of the advertisement - I wrote it. So, Misaka, what makes you think you can do this job?

[Action] misakasays May 13 2010, 00:01:30 UTC

The prerequisites are undemanding and fall within my skill set, says MISAKA.

[Action] torrenziale May 14 2010, 00:03:02 UTC

Yeah? [Squalo grins widely.] Good. We'll see how undemanding they are.

You ever work with large animals?

[Action] misakasays May 14 2010, 00:06:23 UTC

No, MISAKA has not, replies MISAKA.

[Action] torrenziale May 14 2010, 00:26:34 UTC

Well, now's Misaka's...[He clears his throat and gives her an irritated look.] Now's your chance. [Maybe. He might be crossing the line into child endangerment, and that could suck.]

VOI! How old are you, brat?

[Action] misakasays May 14 2010, 00:29:19 UTC

MISAKA has been created to look fifteen years old, says MISAKA.

[Action] torrenziale May 14 2010, 01:52:13 UTC

[-to look 15 yrs old Squalo quickly glances back over what he just wrote then rolls his eyes.]

Heeeeey, the hell are you trying to pull here?

[Action] misakasays May 14 2010, 03:00:52 UTC

MISAKA is not currently pulling anything, says MISAKA.

[Action] torrenziale May 14 2010, 19:31:59 UTC

... And I'm the Pope.

VOI, drop the robot act, brat. You're wasting my time!

[Action] Or should it be telepathy? vipermirage May 14 2010, 22:34:31 UTC

[Always knew you had something holy in you, you did a miracle after all, managing to get an amateur swordsman to defeat you. Mammon hasn't cut out the telepathic communication, it's a great chance to troll Squalo a bit more and anyway she wants to know who he will let into the house.]

[Action] Or telepaction? torrenziale May 14 2010, 22:59:03 UTC

[The scowl on Squalo's face deepens. Et benedictio Dei omnipotentis...blah blah blah. Watch your step or I'll make sure your hand basket to hell is some rickety piece of shit.]

[Action] misakasays May 15 2010, 01:27:24 UTC

[Still all B|]

This is how MISAKA was programmed to act, replies MISAKA.

[Action] vipermirage May 15 2010, 12:29:22 UTC

[I can't believe you actually know those words. Maybe there's more space in your head than I thought, I was sure it was all full with swords, chasing baseball-fanatic brats and Xanxus.

And after Misaka answers... Take that, she's a robot. Why don't you hire her? It won't be that big of a change from Gola Mosca.]

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