[Voice] {A safer cooking time!}

[toomanypetals]

[The voice on the other end sounds reluctant, grumpy, annoyed all at the same time. As if the person speaking really didn't like talking to people. Which is...ENTIRELY TRUE, OF COURSE.]

.....Oi. I'm getting tired of eating the same crap every day.

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[There is a very long pause. Very long. One might wonder if the feed ended, or

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[not_horny]

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You can't cook?

[toomanypetals]

Tch. Never needed to.

[not_horny]

[Rich?]

Hm. Do you really want to learn?

[toomanypetals]

[Lived in a barracks with a cafeteria, actually.]

Ch... [He certainly doesn't wanna sound desperate.] You offering?

[fightswithsocks]

Then go out and eat some different crap, dumbass. There's more than one restaurant around here.

[toomanypetals]

...I don't eat the crap at the restaurants, toothrot.

[That would require social interaction, you see.]

voice;

[vimyridge]

I'd be happy to try and teach you how to cook. And don't worry. You don't have to fix up my yard or anything, either.

voice;

[toomanypetals]

Che... Thanks.

[Awkward Kanda is awkward. He's trying to be polite and uh. Not piss this guy off.]

I don't like owing anybody anything. If you need something done, let me know.

voice;

[vimyridge]

[It's a good tihng it's hard to piss him off. Though he can sympathise with the awkwardness and all.]

W- well. Okay. I'll let you know if I think of something, then. [It was his way of being polite back.]

voice;

[toomanypetals]

[Super awkward.]

Che.

[Awkward pause.]

...Where should I go for this?

[video]

[headasahat]

You don't know how to cook?

[video]

[toomanypetals]

Che... I never needed to.

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[headasahat]

I know how to cook!

Well, kinda. The spirits who help in the kitchen back home cook really, really awful. There's no sweet stuff at all.

[toomanypetals]

Tch... I'll pass on the sweet stuff.

[Awkward Kanda is awkward.]

But if you've got anything else to teach...

[video]

[patchworkdoctor]

[He's totally covered in grease and dirt.] Can't you read a cookbook?

[video]

[toomanypetals]

[Gross.]

Tch- of course I can!

[Major scowl. Just because he can...doesn't mean he has any idea what a pepper is, or how much a tsp is, or anything like that.]

[video]

[patchworkdoctor]

[In the background, there's a stark warehouse basement that looks like it's being dragged through laboratory hell.]

Then why don't you just use one?

[video]

[toomanypetals]

[Grudingly.]

.........I don't know half of what the fuck they're talking about.