[Voice] {A safer cooking time!}

[toomanypetals]

[The voice on the other end sounds reluctant, grumpy, annoyed all at the same time. As if the person speaking really didn't like talking to people. Which is...ENTIRELY TRUE, OF COURSE.]

.....Oi. I'm getting tired of eating the same crap every day.

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[There is a very long pause. Very long. One might wonder if the feed ended, or

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[headasahat]

You don't know how to cook?

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[toomanypetals]

Che... I never needed to.

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[headasahat]

I know how to cook!

Well, kinda. The spirits who help in the kitchen back home cook really, really awful. There's no sweet stuff at all.

[toomanypetals]

Tch... I'll pass on the sweet stuff.

[Awkward Kanda is awkward.]

But if you've got anything else to teach...

[headasahat]

What do you want to learn?

[toomanypetals]

. . .

Anything.

[Anything other than Fruit Loops, please.]

[headasahat]

I know how to make sweet food, spicy food, cold food, roasted food or sour food or even boring food (Gyuuki-sama likes that). What kind of stuff do you have at hand? It's easier to decide what to make if I know about stuff like that.

[toomanypetals]

[Rather than listing out the contents of his cabinet, he just shows the person on the other end an image of the insides of his cabinet.]

[He has a variety of things... largely there because he was randomly guessing at what he'd need. He has no idea what half of these things are-- which is why he has three different kinds of peppers-- but the grocer seemed eager to dump them on him.]

I have no idea what half this crap is. The grocer stuck them in my basket.

[headasahat]

I see. [Is painfully used to make do with whatever kind of food material might fall into his hands and doesn't recognize half of the things he's shown. Not that that'll stop him in any way.] What kind of meat do you have? I can come over and show you an easy recipe, but you'll have to share your food with me and I can't cook human meat.

[toomanypetals]

[You're better off than he is.]

Tch... I have chicken and fish.

[He sure as hell doesn't mind sharing. That grocer went nuts on him.]

[headasahat]

[Perking up.]

Oh, yakitori then~ It's meat and whatever seasoning and side dishes you want~

Where do you live? I'll come over!

[ooc: A warning: Mezu's very likely to become a regular visitor if Kanda lets him into his home. Feeding strays, I tell you ^^; ]

[toomanypetals]

[ooc: Ohs noes. Well, just a warning for you, Kanda gets very, very, very grumpy and isn't nice at all. 8|;; He'll...probably still feed Mezu, though, arbitrarily.]

House one in the Coral Corral.

[He visibly grimaces at the stupid area name.]

1/2

[headasahat]

[ooc: That's fine with me as long as it's fine with you! (Otherwise just let me know, kay?;) His constant partner's not a very happy camper, either.]

Okie-dokie~! [Not bothering with names, lucky you.]

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[headasahat]

[And after a not-so-long time, there's a knock on the front door.]

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[toomanypetals]

[ooc: It's so fine with me I'm excited for it. Kanda's making "friends"!]

[Lucky him. He goes to answer the door, regardless.]

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[headasahat]

Hi-dyo~ Thanks for having me! [Chirping his 'hello', he doesn't wait for a reply before forcing his way inside, displaying the blissful disregard of the property of others that's typical for his 'kind'.]

Hey, nice house! Where's the kitchen?