[Voice] {A safer cooking time!}

Feb 02, 2011 16:37

[The voice on the other end sounds reluctant, grumpy, annoyed all at the same time. As if the person speaking really didn't like talking to people. Which is...ENTIRELY TRUE, OF COURSE.]

.....Oi. I'm getting tired of eating the same crap every day.

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[There is a very long pause. Very long. One might wonder if the feed ended, or ( Read more... )

mayday mayday, i hope to god my comrades don't see this, hey i'm trying to be nice, what is cooking

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voice; vimyridge February 3 2011, 01:35:46 UTC
I'd be happy to try and teach you how to cook. And don't worry. You don't have to fix up my yard or anything, either.

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voice; toomanypetals February 3 2011, 02:28:14 UTC
Che... Thanks.

[Awkward Kanda is awkward. He's trying to be polite and uh. Not piss this guy off.]

I don't like owing anybody anything. If you need something done, let me know.

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voice; vimyridge February 3 2011, 02:54:46 UTC
[It's a good tihng it's hard to piss him off. Though he can sympathise with the awkwardness and all.]

W- well. Okay. I'll let you know if I think of something, then. [It was his way of being polite back.]

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voice; toomanypetals February 3 2011, 02:56:01 UTC
[Super awkward.]

Che.

[Awkward pause.]

...Where should I go for this?

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voice; vimyridge February 3 2011, 03:32:03 UTC
I suppose I should ask where you're staying right now. If you have a kitchen, I can come over. If not, we can use mine.

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voice; toomanypetals February 3 2011, 04:00:44 UTC
House one at the Coral Corral.

[Yeah, he has a kitchen. He lives alone, too. ...For now.]

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voice; vimyridge February 3 2011, 04:05:15 UTC
[Well then. He'll just have to help him make friends in order to gain roommates. That's all. And he won't tell him he's doing so.]

Perfect. I know exactly where that is. I'll bring fresh ingredients as well. [And be over to do a survey of pots and pans and other cooking utensils.]

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Re: voice; toomanypetals February 3 2011, 04:19:24 UTC
[Don't bother. It won't be long before he has people forcing their way into his house.]

Tch... I do have some, but bring what you want. Hell if I know what half this crap is...

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voice; vimyridge February 3 2011, 04:24:10 UTC
[Well. Then he'll keep an open room for him in case he needs to escape.]

...I'll come see what you have then.

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voice; toomanypetals February 3 2011, 04:24:56 UTC
[You're the best, Canada.]

Right. ...I'll be here.

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voice; vimyridge February 3 2011, 04:30:16 UTC
[He does try his best to be kind.]

...I guess it would be polite for me to ask when a good time to come over would be.

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voice; toomanypetals February 3 2011, 04:32:03 UTC
Tch, any time is fine. I don't go anywhere.

[BECAUSE THAT RUNS THE RISK OF SOCIAL INTERACTION. Which happens every time he steps out of his house.]

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voice; vimyridge February 3 2011, 04:37:55 UTC
[People in Vatheon are just too friendly. That's all.]

All right. I'll at least send a message ahead of time before stopping by, that way it's not unannounced.

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voice; toomanypetals February 3 2011, 04:39:40 UTC
Thanks. ....Who were you again?

[It's creepy how friendly they are.]

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voice; vimyridge February 3 2011, 04:43:03 UTC
O- oh! Please forgive me for being rude and not introducing myself earlier. I'm Canada.

[But they just want to be friends. And maybe eat brains.... wait...]

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Re: voice; toomanypetals February 3 2011, 04:43:57 UTC
...Another one of those "nation" people?

[Curious stare. I KNEW IT]

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