[Voice] {A safer cooking time!}

[toomanypetals]

[The voice on the other end sounds reluctant, grumpy, annoyed all at the same time. As if the person speaking really didn't like talking to people. Which is...ENTIRELY TRUE, OF COURSE.]

.....Oi. I'm getting tired of eating the same crap every day.

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[There is a very long pause. Very long. One might wonder if the feed ended, or

Comments

[video]

[patchworkdoctor]

[He's totally covered in grease and dirt.] Can't you read a cookbook?

[video]

[toomanypetals]

[Gross.]

Tch- of course I can!

[Major scowl. Just because he can...doesn't mean he has any idea what a pepper is, or how much a tsp is, or anything like that.]

[video]

[patchworkdoctor]

[In the background, there's a stark warehouse basement that looks like it's being dragged through laboratory hell.]

Then why don't you just use one?

[video]

[toomanypetals]

[Grudingly.]

.........I don't know half of what the fuck they're talking about.

[video]

[patchworkdoctor]

......

At least you can read.

[video]

[toomanypetals]

Tch. Of course I can read.

[Just... what's the difference between a teaspoon and a tablespoon. :|a]

[video]

[patchworkdoctor]

I can show you how to read a cookbook. [Not that he's any good at cooking...] I am a teacher.

[video]

[toomanypetals]

...

[Suspicious stare. Scientists are not to be trusted.]

...What would you want in exchange?

[video]

[patchworkdoctor]

[He stares for a few minutes. He wasn't expecting anything in return.]

...Food?

[video]

[toomanypetals]

...Fine.

[Hey, you can have...whatever he makes from that cookbook, mmk.]

[video]

[patchworkdoctor]

[He smiles and flashes a victory sign, cocking his head slightly. It's like he's trying to put his new student at ease. He's not.]

What do you need to know?

[video]

[toomanypetals]

[Oh goodie. Another scientist with fake smiles.]

[There is a very, very, grumpy and very, very, annoyed sigh on Kanda's part.]

Tch... the abbreviations. What's the difference between a "tsp" and a "tbsp"?

[video]

[patchworkdoctor]

...

[what.]

What.

Re: [video]

[toomanypetals]

[Blank stare.]

....That's what I'm asking you, screwball.

[He picks up the freebie recipe card the grocer gave him and points out the two horribly written abbreviations in question.]

...Those.

[patchworkdoctor]

Oh. [That makes way more sense than TSSSP and TBSSSP, that's for damn sure.] TSP is teaspoon and TBSP is tablespoon.

I need a thinking icon.

[toomanypetals]

Ah.

[Well that makes sense. Here, have half a million questions about similar things, including...]

---What's a liter?

[...About unfamiliar unit systems.]