[The voice on the other end sounds reluctant, grumpy, annoyed all at the same time. As if the person speaking really didn't like talking to people. Which is...ENTIRELY TRUE, OF COURSE.]
.....Oi. I'm getting tired of eating the same crap every day.
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[There is a very long pause. Very long. One might wonder if the feed ended, or
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Tch- of course I can!
[Major scowl. Just because he can...doesn't mean he has any idea what a pepper is, or how much a tsp is, or anything like that.]
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Then why don't you just use one?
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.........I don't know half of what the fuck they're talking about.
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At least you can read.
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[Just... what's the difference between a teaspoon and a tablespoon. :|a]
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[Suspicious stare. Scientists are not to be trusted.]
...What would you want in exchange?
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...Food?
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[Hey, you can have...whatever he makes from that cookbook, mmk.]
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What do you need to know?
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[There is a very, very, grumpy and very, very, annoyed sigh on Kanda's part.]
Tch... the abbreviations. What's the difference between a "tsp" and a "tbsp"?
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[what.]
What.
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....That's what I'm asking you, screwball.
[He picks up the freebie recipe card the grocer gave him and points out the two horribly written abbreviations in question.]
...Those.
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[Well that makes sense. Here, have half a million questions about similar things, including...]
---What's a liter?
[...About unfamiliar unit systems.]
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