So....

I'm not gonna say this is officially done and closed forever, but I have started posting now on blog.timkeogh.com. It probably won't be nearly as personal as LJ has been, but for those of you who still follow here I hope you'll come along, and I'll try to keep it entertaining.

I had an epiphany last night - and I know it was legitimate because it came totally out of the blue. What I realized is this: Even though I complain about my job a lot, I've actually gotten what I wanted to out of it. When I started here, I had two goals for this job (though I kind of muddled them at the time). First, I wanted to move out of IT ( Read more... )

Number of people currently working on some aspect of my company's website: 3

Number of people doing all other computer related functions: 1

I feel like LJ is basically dead at this point :( But I still feel the need for an outlet sometimes, and I refuse to jump on the Twitter bandwagon. I know there are a handful of you who still follow this through RSS - I am considering dropping a Wordpress or Tumblr (or some other blogging software) installation into timkeogh.com. Thoughts? ( Read more... )

Engineering or pure math?

When someone is a complete and total bitch, but uses the word "please" insincerely* in written communication, leaving no 'paper trail' of their bitchiness, how is one to describe to a 3rd party the difficulties and communication problems suffered when dealing with that person ( Read more... )

Today has been a massive fail. I should just go to bed now

A couple of things:

1) phase - one portion of a cycle
faze - to stun or shock

2) The wedding and honeymoon were AWESOME. Honeymoon pics
here3) For Kat's wedding present from me, we adopted a new kitty from the Humane Society of Broward County last weekend. His name is Jameson and he looks kind of like a little Spartacus. But he caught a cold ( Read more... )

So I wrote a short piece and submitted it to McSweeney's lists section last week, knowing that there was a very very slim chance that it would get published on the web. I got a short rejection email today, so I'm self-publishing my list here:

Road Trip Games
Punch Buggy
Slap Mini
Elbow Corvette
Karate Chop Hummer
Choke Porsche
Eye Gouge Jeep

If I ever have to audition for a play, this will be my monologue (I know it's really an entire scene. I'm still proud I can recite it ( Read more... )