I received this email recently. It made me think. A lot of us know what it takes to make a relationship successful, but just in case you don't realize or forgot, read the following below ( Read more... )

I haven't logged into livejournal in a long while. Does anyone still use this thing?

I wanted to test my new nextel blackberry 7520.

There maybe a chance I will use livejournal more often.

Just want to say hi to everyone I haven't spoken to in a while.

*enters hibernation mode*

i had an important meeting today...It's the largest potential account in my territory...They require a bidding process for all applicants...I knew all the big dog office supply companies were gonna be there ( Read more... )

dunno if you guys got this email, but i thought it was quite entertaining ( Read more... )

there's one thing they tell you when you're in a sales call...get and don't lose the customers attentionto maintain the customer's attention, there must not be gaps or pauses of dead silence during your sales pitch...SOOOO, i decided to talk about weather ( Read more... )

Rank'em

Richard Prior

Eddie Murphy

Martin Lawerence

Chris Rock

Chris Tucker

David Chapelle

Bernie Mac

Steve Harvey

Cedric "the Entertainer"

D.L. Hughley

it's 8:30am, sunday morning...i can't believe how frickin' cold it is!!!!...

TURTLE HEAD!!!!