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[tical33]

dunno if you guys got this email, but i thought it was quite entertaining....

The American Liquor Association has accepted the FDA's suggestion that
>the following warning labels be placed on all varieties of alcohol
>containers:
>
>_____
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
>happened to your bra and panties.
>
> _____
>
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering
>when you are not.
>
> _____
>
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
>retard.
>
> _____
>
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over
>and over again that you love them.
>
> _____
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
>
> _____
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
>are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
>
> _____
>
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
>converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
>
> _____
>
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug
>burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.
>
> _____
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
>tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
>
> _____
>
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing
>WITH you.
>
> _____
>
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
>
> _____
>
>WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink you can tipe real gode.