15th Nigga Moment: Auction

[thuggincornrows]

'Aye err'body, this is Young Reezy talkin'. And I would like to kindly direct your attention to this punk fool right chere named Huey Freeman.

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[child_radical]

You had better find a good place to hide.

[thuggincornrows]

Nigga, nigga, look! I know you might be a little upset about two auctions thing. [Because that's OBVIOUSLY the only thing he's upset about.] But see, this auction could help our financial situation if we can raise enough money.

Yeah yeah sure, we got enough money for food, drink, supplies, and shit, but we gettin' FREE money, and our place still don't look nothin' like any of the places on Cribs. Since you so popular wit' the broads, I'm thinkin' like two auctions going on at once might change that.

[child_radical]

Never get into sales.

[thuggincornrows]

I'm sayin' tho' when this shit work? You gon' be hella surprised and niggas gon' be tellin' you how good the place look! I'm thinkin' glass stairs, gold plated doors, platinum doorknobs. You know, all the essentials for living comfortably.

[And then he makes his voice sound deeper and a lot dumber, trying to imitate Huey.] "But Riley, we don't got no stairs, blah blah." I already thought of that shit too! We can't have a house like on Cribs without a second floor so we gon' have to buy the apartment above us too and then make a hole in the ceiling and some glass stairs that go up to it.

[And now he's expecting some kind of big shocked gasp and for Huey to be all impressed by him thinking ahead and "planning" this all out. Something like "Dayum, Riley! You dumb smart as hell, homie. You like, smarter than I am now, shit!"]

[lady_wandering]

...your grasp on the English language is very unique, young man.

[thuggincornrows]

Surprisingly, that's not the first time I been told somethin' similar since comin' here. Guess I sound hella gangsta wit' it right?

[lady_wandering]

I have no idea what that means.

[sword_boy]

Just walk away right now. It's better for your sanity.

[sword_boy]

Riley... Do we have to schedule a training day between us?

[thuggincornrows]

Unless you gon' teach me how to like throw a moon or some shit, then I'm a'ight.

[sword_boy]

Then I suggest you stop this type of stuff, or you'll quickly find out what "fun" my training can be...

[thuggincornrows]

Fine, I should just go out and toss a brick at a nigga face then. From the looks of it, that'd do less damage than what Huey did, and I didn't see you say nothin' to him.

'Parently all his friends prefer physical assault on another person over a few playful, but otherwise harmless, words.

[doujin_dork]

[Yeaaah, she didn't even bother reading anything.] One green.

[child_radical]

The hell...

[doujin_dork]

Hey, Huey.

[child_radical]

Frist Meredy and now you.

What's the reason behind you bidding on me?

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[hweeeeeel]

One blue!

[Yes. She's bidding on both auctions.]

[hweeeeeel]

Meredy has... disease?

[thuggincornrows]

Yeah, you might. But you a lil' different from the rest of these fools so prolly not.

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[hweeeeeel]

How is Meredy different?