15th Nigga Moment: Auction

[thuggincornrows]

'Aye err'body, this is Young Reezy talkin'. And I would like to kindly direct your attention to this punk fool right chere named Huey Freeman.

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[child_radical]

You had better find a good place to hide.

[thuggincornrows]

Nigga, nigga, look! I know you might be a little upset about two auctions thing. [Because that's OBVIOUSLY the only thing he's upset about.] But see, this auction could help our financial situation if we can raise enough money.

Yeah yeah sure, we got enough money for food, drink, supplies, and shit, but we gettin' FREE money, and our place still don't look nothin' like any of the places on Cribs. Since you so popular wit' the broads, I'm thinkin' like two auctions going on at once might change that.

[child_radical]

Never get into sales.

[thuggincornrows]

I'm sayin' tho' when this shit work? You gon' be hella surprised and niggas gon' be tellin' you how good the place look! I'm thinkin' glass stairs, gold plated doors, platinum doorknobs. You know, all the essentials for living comfortably.

[And then he makes his voice sound deeper and a lot dumber, trying to imitate Huey.] "But Riley, we don't got no stairs, blah blah." I already thought of that shit too! We can't have a house like on Cribs without a second floor so we gon' have to buy the apartment above us too and then make a hole in the ceiling and some glass stairs that go up to it.

[And now he's expecting some kind of big shocked gasp and for Huey to be all impressed by him thinking ahead and "planning" this all out. Something like "Dayum, Riley! You dumb smart as hell, homie. You like, smarter than I am now, shit!"]

[child_radical]

[Not happening.]

You need to quit it with those unrealistic pipe dreams.

[thuggincornrows]

They AIN'T unrealistic! All they take is a little effort and proper organization.

[child_radical]

They're also retarded. Things like that don't have any real function other than screaming out for somebody to come and destroy and or steal them.

[thuggincornrows]

See, there you go, HATIN' on somebody! Can'tchu just be happy fo' a nigga if he come on? Do you GOTTA pull somebody down when they tryin' to get cheddar to do somethin' prodective?

And you know what else is retarded? All these damn weapons you got, but I see you don't get rid of them either! I mean, if you already got a sword, what the hell you need a staff fo'?

[child_radical]

Like I said, all this material gain serves no real purpose. Any my weapons are there for defense purposes.

[thuggincornrows]

Yeah, but what's the point of a staff if you can just cut the nigga in half? Sounds kinda pointless if you ask me...

[child_radical]

Killing is always a last resort, you never spill blood when it can be avoided.

[thuggincornrows]

[Oh, fine he understands that!]

Well... yo ass still don't need so many...

[child_radical]

I rather have them that not have them and need them.