Enchiridion.

[notdogmatic]

For our lessons on demographics and classification, the social studies teachers and the youth counselor have informed me that my survey on deceased and missing loved ones which sorted fellow students into the Kubler-Ross stages of grieving was invasive and socially unacceptable.

If anyone was distressed by my questionnaire, or by the chart

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[andthorns]

And what a pleasure it will be have your presence back in class once again.

[notdogmatic]

Thank you.

[andthorns]

I was being insincere.
I forgot that like several of our classmates, literary devices are wasted on you.

[notdogmatic]

I'm well-versed in classical literature. However, nuances of behavior often escape me.

May I take this to indicate that my apology has yet to be accepted?

[squidissension]

come back to that class
i fuckin dare you

[notdogmatic]

I will return Monday.

I believe your answers were among the most interesting in the class. I would like to speak more with you.

[squidissension]

yeah right your chart is wwrong as shit

[notdogmatic]

My data were analyzed incorrectly?

[downtorest]

You seem to have made a lot of people mad.

[notdogmatic]

It was not my intention.

[downtorest]

Even if it wasn't... You still did.

[notdogmatic]

Yes. I believe that is why I was required to apologize.

[incaecitate]

Wow.

[notdogmatic]

Your responses seemed designed to deliberately skew my data. I'm sorry that they were not displayed on the chart.

[incaecitate]

it's okay!! I don't mind cos it's not like I think you can tell real answers & stuff from other kinda answers. ╮('◡'✿)╭

[notdogmatic]

The exclusion was based only on statistical analysis. If sincere, you would still have been what is termed an "extreme outlier." After receiving Eridan Ampora's answers it became necessary to screen for any data more anomalous than his.

[shes_traught]

Invasive and socially unacceptable is the nice way of putting that, yeah.

Suddenly I'm actually glad I have two jobs and never get to hang out with the other students.

[notdogmatic]

I have already issued an apology. My classmates have been singularly unhelpful in isolating trends which would help me avoid this in the future.

[shes_traught]

Okay, so, pretending for a couple minutes here that I care about your social advancement.

Don't do that seems to cover it pretty well.

[notdogmatic]

Classifying categories of inappropriate inquiry and behavior would be more useful.

It was not my intent to cause anyone pain, and while some degree of emotional distress is an inevitability when thinking beings pierce the boundaries between one another to interact, I would prefer to minimize the damage done.

My social situation has not until recently permitted gradual acquisition of the necessary skills.