Enchiridion.

[notdogmatic]

For our lessons on demographics and classification, the social studies teachers and the youth counselor have informed me that my survey on deceased and missing loved ones which sorted fellow students into the Kubler-Ross stages of grieving was invasive and socially unacceptable.

If anyone was distressed by my questionnaire, or by the chart displaying their current temperaments and progress needed to reach acceptance, I am told that I may not attend class again until I apologize.

I apologize.