Comments | thoughtformed: This is not my best day ever.

to_theblack in thoughtformed

This is not my best day ever.

Dec 21, 2011 15:38

All right, people, listen up - I'm only gonna say this once, and then I'm gonna start shooting. I'm Captain Malcolm Reynolds, and one of these here boats in the dock - Serenity - is mine, and ain't nobody gettin' on board without my say-so. Dong ma? Now, I am in no mood to tolerate sight-seers or stowaways or any other sort of tomfoolery. So if ( Read more... )

commander john shepard, seta souji, victor mancha, caerula sanguis, kaylee frye, moomintroll, belgium

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hot4engines December 21 2011, 21:41:21 UTC

CAPTAIN

hot4engines December 21 2011, 21:41:55 UTC

CAPTAIN IS THAT REALLY YOU

to_theblack December 21 2011, 21:44:11 UTC

Would it help you with recognizin' me if I borrowed Jayne's hat to wear a while?

hot4engines December 21 2011, 21:45:29 UTC

Don't think that's necessary but it would be pretty damn cute.

And Serenity? She's here too?!

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yearoftruth December 21 2011, 21:49:25 UTC

Boats at the dock? You mean ...

Spaceship?

to_theblack December 21 2011, 21:54:04 UTC

You expectin' some other kind of ship, son?

yearoftruth December 21 2011, 21:56:43 UTC

One that sails on the water.

to_theblack December 21 2011, 22:00:05 UTC

Why would anyone want to sail in one of those?

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morsporta December 21 2011, 21:49:45 UTC

And where would you be headed in that pretty piece of work?

to_theblack December 21 2011, 21:55:07 UTC

At the moment, a whole lot of nowhere. Seems my pilot's gone and got himself a mite misplaced.

morsporta December 21 2011, 21:56:08 UTC

If you're looking, I have experience.

to_theblack December 21 2011, 22:00:25 UTC

What sort of experience?

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mindoirsurvivor December 21 2011, 22:59:51 UTC

Captain Reynolds. This is your next-door neighbor, Commander John Shepard of the SSV Normandy.

We're having some technical problems at the moment, and I thought it might be a good idea to compare notes. Is your ship operational?

to_theblack December 23 2011, 03:15:29 UTC

Not ... in the strictest sense of the word, no.

mindoirsurvivor December 23 2011, 03:31:02 UTC

Then your mechanic and mine should compare notes. I don't want my ship stuck on this rock if there's any way I can help it.

to_theblack December 23 2011, 04:29:36 UTC

That makes two of us. Lucky for us both, Kaylee hasn't met a mechanical thing she couldn't fix. I'll see about sendin' her over once she's had a good look at what's goin' on with Serenity.

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ingenflodhest December 22 2011, 00:21:38 UTC

Please don't shoot me!
I won't stow away or try to tomfool anyone, I promise!

I'm just curious, that's all... and a little sight-seeing isn't that bad, right?

to_theblack December 23 2011, 03:18:28 UTC

It is if I got trade to be done. Baby-sitting the locals ain't exactly high on my list of priorities.

ingenflodhest December 23 2011, 03:55:07 UTC

That doesn't mean you can shoot them...

to_theblack December 23 2011, 04:25:44 UTC

Well, a man's got a right to protect his livelihood.

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