It ain't a joke, eh? I can really see it.

Spain...

So this is really it, huh?

Damn. I mean, if I was gonna choose a way to go, burning alive in a meteor crash is pretty awesome. I mean, it's way more cool than like.. falling down some stairs or some kind of stupid allergy or something.

Looks like we've still got some time, anyway.

Hey Tim. Still got your V-Card?

I hope everyone's excited for the new year!! I know I am!

I've got my grapes at the ready! This year I'll swallow them all, I know it! Anyone need any? I've got a bunch saved up this time!

We named the baby Ervin, after her father.

[ Private: Katniss, Johanna, Dante, Alois ]
Come visit the ship any time you'd like.

You know, I don't suppose I've felt this good in years.

A round of eggnog for everyone in this pub, on me!

All right, people, listen up - I'm only gonna say this once, and then I'm gonna start shooting. I'm Captain Malcolm Reynolds, and one of these here boats in the dock - Serenity - is mine, and ain't nobody gettin' on board without my say-so. Dong ma? Now, I am in no mood to tolerate sight-seers or stowaways or any other sort of tomfoolery. So if ( Read more... )

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...Didn't think this place could pull stuff like this.

Is it normal for, uh, certain people to just show up out of the blue?

...And in a way I never would've thought.

It's awful nice of the place to provide some welfare for the folk I'm still not sure they're not straight kidnapping, but this is makin me so frugal even Switzerland would think me a skinflint! Word of mouth seems to be the faster way to get news in this place, and I ain't found classifieds, so how about someone let me know anyone hirin ( Read more... )

DAMMIT.