this is all obvious & anybody who's not figured it out yet is fucking stupid.

I hope everyone's excited for the new year!! I know I am!

I've got my grapes at the ready! This year I'll swallow them all, I know it! Anyone need any? I've got a bunch saved up this time!

You know, I don't suppose I've felt this good in years.

A round of eggnog for everyone in this pub, on me!

( Spain turns on the camera, looking like he's swallowed liquid happiness. He's almost literately beaming, even looking a little healthier than he normally does - or at the very least, almost younger somehow. ) You know what? Boss feels really good! I mean, really really good! I haven't felt like this in ages. I feel like I could conquer the world ( Read more... )

Why was everyone acting so strange for a while there? Made it very difficult to get around town.

I really seem to have made a mess, huh? I'm sorry about all that, that really was a bit... awkward, huh ( Read more... )

Whoever is pulling this elaborate prank, come out and give up so I can break your knees already! I’m not gonna fall for your shit, okay?! Waking up in a hospital is one thing, but being told lies that don't make sense is something else completely and it's not funny!

[The slight look of hysteria on his face says otherwise. He’s obviously already ( Read more... )

WHAT: Log/actionspam for Spain's rescue from the nasty dark place.
WHO: Spain, and whoever is charging in to save the poor bastard. Feel free to jump in you want! The more the... creeped out?
WHEN/WHERE: Dark Hour, Spain's dungeon! Whichever... night. (My apologies for taking so long to get this up. And for how cheesy this whole thing is.)

( And now you get a long, tl;dr description of the dungeon and the start of the boss battle. )

( It's midnight! Clearly that means your TV wanted to be on, right? Well, even if it wasn't on before, it's on now, and it's playing a rather cheerful Spanish tune full blast. If you look over at it, you'll see what looks like the beginning of a travel show, showing scenery and locations, all with that music playing happily over it ( Read more... )

Is... This doesn't look like the New World!