This is not my best day ever.

[to_theblack]

All right, people, listen up - I'm only gonna say this once, and then I'm gonna start shooting. I'm Captain Malcolm Reynolds, and one of these here boats in the dock - Serenity - is mine, and ain't nobody gettin' on board without my say-so. Dong ma? Now, I am in no mood to tolerate sight-seers or stowaways or any other sort of tomfoolery. So if

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[ingenflodhest]

Please don't shoot me!
I won't stow away or try to tomfool anyone, I promise!

I'm just curious, that's all... and a little sight-seeing isn't that bad, right?

[to_theblack]

It is if I got trade to be done. Baby-sitting the locals ain't exactly high on my list of priorities.

[ingenflodhest]

That doesn't mean you can shoot them...

[to_theblack]

Well, a man's got a right to protect his livelihood.

[ingenflodhest]

I'm sure if you explain it nicely they will understand!
Unless they are bad people I suppose, but shooting them isn't really very fair.

[to_theblack]

That would be why I warned 'em first.

[ingenflodhest]

Oh, I suppose I didn't think of it that way...
But I'm not a bad person!

[to_theblack]

You ever heard anyone claim to bein' such?

[ingenflodhest]

Sure I have.
He's kind of proud of it, and I suppose it's rather charming to know a real rogue - but it's also pretty difficult when he causes trouble...

[to_theblack]

Most folk don't.

[ingenflodhest]

I suppose he is special, then?
I was always told by my mamma to be truthful, though so I am not lying!