This is not my best day ever.

[to_theblack]

All right, people, listen up - I'm only gonna say this once, and then I'm gonna start shooting. I'm Captain Malcolm Reynolds, and one of these here boats in the dock - Serenity - is mine, and ain't nobody gettin' on board without my say-so. Dong ma? Now, I am in no mood to tolerate sight-seers or stowaways or any other sort of tomfoolery. So if

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[hot4engines]

CAPTAIN

[hot4engines]

CAPTAIN IS THAT REALLY YOU

[to_theblack]

Would it help you with recognizin' me if I borrowed Jayne's hat to wear a while?

[hot4engines]

Don't think that's necessary but it would be pretty damn cute.

And Serenity? She's here too?!

[to_theblack]

Unless I'm hallucinatin' standin' here talkin' to you from her insides.

[and there's a loud CLANK as he knocks on the metal inside.]

[hot4engines]

I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE

[to_theblack]

I ain't goin' nowhere at just this moment, Kaylee. [chuckles] Mind you don't break anything in your little stampede.

[hot4engines]

I'll try my best ♥

[to_theblack]

But you, uh, could hurry a little. Seems I got myself in a bit of a fix.

[hot4engines]

Something broken?

[to_theblack]

She ain't movin', so that would be my guess, li'l Kaylee.

[hot4engines]

I'll be by in a jiff, then. Making her move's my specialty, after all.

[to_theblack]

That it is.

You, um ... wouldn't happen to've seen any of the rest of the crew wandering about, would you?

[hot4engines]

It's just me and Simon, and I only got here 'round two weeks ago myself. Ain't seen any sign of the others yet...

[to_theblack]

I am completely mystified as to how four grown adults got themselves so completely spirited away on this here hunk o' rock.

[hot4engines]

Well, they told me some fèihuà when I got here 'bout how we weren't real before... ain't sure I believe it, though.

[fèihuà = bullshit/nonsense]