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[rompicoglioni]

Whoever is pulling this elaborate prank, come out and give up so I can break your knees already! I’m not gonna fall for your shit, okay?! Waking up in a hospital is one thing, but being told lies that don't make sense is something else completely and it's not funny!

[The slight look of hysteria on his face says otherwise. He’s obviously already

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[archbishops]

Yeah, threats were my first course of action, too, but it turns out no one wants to own up to kidnapping or whatever.

[rompicoglioni]

Dammiiiiit, do you know where this place is located? On a map?

[What country is responsible for this he will find and kill them.]

[archbishops]

No idea, sorry!

They're not really that forthcoming with that kind of info.

[rompicoglioni]

Damn it.

[Welp, looks like it's about time to give up on that then. Might as well take advantage of the fact that he's talking to a pretty lady...]

Well, there's still food here, right? Do you have any favorite places, signorina?

[ariseanew]

i think its a little funny!
they seem very concerned about you believing them
but as it turns out
most people dont :)

[rompicoglioni]

[...man he'd feel stupid talking to text. Switching over to it himself.]

Who'd believe them. Who the hell are they to call me fictional and treat me like I'm a dumbass!!!!

[ariseanew]

yes most of us have a wealth of experience
that tells us just the exact opposite!
so im not quite sure why they always insist on telling us that

[rompicoglioni]

I've lived hundreds of years and I am pretty sure none of them were fictional years. What's with waking up in a hospital though?

[mathematical]

[Man, this guy is so full of it! Full of anger, haha. Finn should feel bad for finding this funny, but, boy, it's way too hilarious.]

Why don't you ravage the trees of the island for some berries or somethin'? You look like the kind of guy that can handle the island, all right.

[rompicoglioni]

[HIS ANGER IS LEGITIMATE AND IN NO WAY FUNNY. Except he's kind of ridiculously angry.]

Fuck off--[whoops, cussing in front of kids, that was a slip,] go eat berries yourself! Children shouldn't tell the adults what to do so go play with your toys!

[mathematical]

[Oh maaaaaaaaaaan. Calm down, dude!]

Haha, no way! Mister, my body may be small but I'm sure not some scraggly kid-- I'll put the smashzow out of bad guys any day. Anyway, my sword's not with me, and my dog isn't here either. If he were, well, he'd sure know where to find food, I bet!

[coeurdeurope]

[tap tap]

Oi! Romano!

[rompicoglioni]

[oh]

Belgium?? They took you too?!

[coeurdeurope]

Looks like, huh? How ya feelin', sweetie?

[fragrantharbor]

Ugh, another noisy westerner?!

[rompicoglioni]

I'm not being noisy! This is a normal volume, you've just got damn sensitive ears!