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[rompicoglioni]

Whoever is pulling this elaborate prank, come out and give up so I can break your knees already! I’m not gonna fall for your shit, okay?! Waking up in a hospital is one thing, but being told lies that don't make sense is something else completely and it's not funny!

[The slight look of hysteria on his face says otherwise. He’s obviously already

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[archbishops]

Yeah, threats were my first course of action, too, but it turns out no one wants to own up to kidnapping or whatever.

[rompicoglioni]

Dammiiiiit, do you know where this place is located? On a map?

[What country is responsible for this he will find and kill them.]

[archbishops]

No idea, sorry!

They're not really that forthcoming with that kind of info.

[rompicoglioni]

Damn it.

[Welp, looks like it's about time to give up on that then. Might as well take advantage of the fact that he's talking to a pretty lady...]

Well, there's still food here, right? Do you have any favorite places, signorina?

[archbishops]

I haven't been here long enough to suss out where's good for food! And I have been kind of busy.

Now that you mention it, though, I'm kinda hungry. Let me know if you find somewhere good?