FF7, Damage Control

[thorne_scratch]

A drabble for 2metaldog, who asked for Something about Tseng and Reno? They look so wonderfully wrong together from the "Name something you think I won't write" meme.

It's sort of a fun meme, even if I do think dev_chieftain's ideas will give me an aneurysm.

Comments

[thorne_scratch]

Hee, thanks! Still have a couple FF ones to work throiugh for the meme, so there'll be more.

[raisedbymoogles]

HEE. That last sentence just kills me.

[thorne_scratch]

That last sentence took forever. Wrote the rest of it in about five minutes, and then it took, like, a day to figure out the last line. Gah. Thanks!

[twigcollins]

<3

[thorne_scratch]

<3 x 2

[twigcollins]

I will see you that and raise you a full house and a pair of Cloud's boxers.

[thorne_scratch]

I meet your raise with a fruit basket full of cactuars and Reno's secret-secret stash.

Zack would get the bright idea at one point that cactuars could be used for piercing. Cloud would have to worry about his nipples and the cactuars simultaneously.

[alhazred]

I'll jump on the "that last line was frakking awesome" bandwagon, but really, every line was awesome. Like, Reno's progression through his own logic and every new conclusion he reaches. He totally should get fifty percent.

[thorne_scratch]

Thanks! I'm kinda glad I kept this one short, because everything I write has a tendency to bloat.

"Reno's progression through his own logic." More words we never thought we'd hear strung together.

[flidgetjerome]

This is, as usual, pretty kinda of awesome.

It's a pity that Tseng is too traumatised to realise that no one, anywhere, is willing to watch to watch Reno have sex. He's physically attractive, sure, but not enough that you want to know his freakish kinks.

[thorne_scratch]

You're pretty awesome yourself, even if we are still in a limp-wristed slap fight over the spinoffs.

Agree on the Reno kinks. You know what? I'm pretty sure he's most traumatized by the idea Vincent will find out. Because that means yet another five hours of Vincent calling him on the phone and screaming about the current state of the Turks. Tseng just can't deal with that right now. It's easier to kill the whole world.

[thorne_scratch]

Also, they found out about my hats.

[flidgetjerome]

ZOMG NO!!!1!1!

ARE YOUR HATS OKAY?!