A drabble for
2metaldog, who asked for Something about Tseng and Reno? They look so wonderfully wrong together from the "Name something you think I won't write"
meme.
It's sort of a fun meme, even if I do think
dev_chieftain's ideas will give me an aneurysm.
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Errrr.... is there any chance of getting a copy of that video tape? Just for... uh.... reminders of the ills of overindulging. It comes in hi-def with surround stereo sound, right?
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I wouldn't count on it. If Meteor doesn't do the trick, I'm pretty sure Tseng is determined to end the world in some other fashion, solely so no one will ever find out.
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Or take off his pants and hope she'd have a heart attack.
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Fixed!
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But now nobody can say that Scarlet's the only one who slept her way to the top! XD
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Totally! Although this is Shinra. It's safe bets that at least half these people have slept their way to the top.
I'm trying to write magical Utena-verse mpreg, now. I keep thinking, "Well, at least this is kinda in character for the show..."
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The other day I was having a conversation with my friend about how Touga and Juri* having a love child and then going on a killing spree with guns was *totally* plausible, within canon. It was a kind of cracky conversation. (Understatement alarm!)
(*And I believe Juri is about as gay as it gets. Juri/Ruka just... does not work for me. But Juri/Touga somehow does. I wonder why? Touga somehow breaks the barrier of sexual orientation with his magical penis of love! ...Or something.)
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You know, I can kinda see Touga/Juri if I squint at it-- because it would be, in a sense, a role reversal. Juri would be the dude and Touga would be the girl. And Touga doesn't seem to have any problem with such sexual identity peccadillos, so it... it kinda works. See, Ruka? If only you were more flexible in your sexual identity, you too could score with a hot lesbian! You'd just have to resign yourself to submission to the "Bend-Over-Boyfriend" routine.
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