A drabble for
2metaldog, who asked for Something about Tseng and Reno? They look so wonderfully wrong together from the "Name something you think I won't write"
meme.
It's sort of a fun meme, even if I do think
dev_chieftain's ideas will give me an aneurysm.
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Damage Control )
But now nobody can say that Scarlet's the only one who slept her way to the top! XD
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Totally! Although this is Shinra. It's safe bets that at least half these people have slept their way to the top.
I'm trying to write magical Utena-verse mpreg, now. I keep thinking, "Well, at least this is kinda in character for the show..."
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The other day I was having a conversation with my friend about how Touga and Juri* having a love child and then going on a killing spree with guns was *totally* plausible, within canon. It was a kind of cracky conversation. (Understatement alarm!)
(*And I believe Juri is about as gay as it gets. Juri/Ruka just... does not work for me. But Juri/Touga somehow does. I wonder why? Touga somehow breaks the barrier of sexual orientation with his magical penis of love! ...Or something.)
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You know, I can kinda see Touga/Juri if I squint at it-- because it would be, in a sense, a role reversal. Juri would be the dude and Touga would be the girl. And Touga doesn't seem to have any problem with such sexual identity peccadillos, so it... it kinda works. See, Ruka? If only you were more flexible in your sexual identity, you too could score with a hot lesbian! You'd just have to resign yourself to submission to the "Bend-Over-Boyfriend" routine.
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-- You just explained Reno, Scarlet, and Zack!
Juri would be the dude and Touga would be the girl.
Yeah, that's why in every Juri/Touga drabble I've ever written, it's been all about how girly Touga is, and how Juri is a badass bitch who could beat his ass. Sometimes Juri even compares Touga to Shiori in these drabbles, because she's a masochist. seitokaichou got me started on this; her head is full of these cracked out ideas and plus she's the best Touga writing inspiration this side of anywhere. *^^*
Ruka, on the other hand... he's like the Wonder Bread of Ohtori. Not even a mauling from the Ohtori LGBTA Club could set him, um, straight. *hums "Pink Triangle"*
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Heh. I like. I think the Juri-Shiori-Touga triangle has more credence when you look at the movie versions of them, but that's just because the movie went so batshit in the first place. Plus, all those hot-hot toenail painting scenes! Oh Touga, you are the feyest thing ever.
I agree on Ruka. "Pink Triangle" was just made for him. (And although I see it more as a joke because it's not really him, I also think "I Wish I Was Queer (So I Could Get Chicks)" applies as well!)
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