FF7, Damage Control

[thorne_scratch]

A drabble for 2metaldog, who asked for Something about Tseng and Reno? They look so wonderfully wrong together from the "Name something you think I won't write" meme.

It's sort of a fun meme, even if I do think dev_chieftain's ideas will give me an aneurysm.

Comments

[flidgetjerome]

This is, as usual, pretty kinda of awesome.

It's a pity that Tseng is too traumatised to realise that no one, anywhere, is willing to watch to watch Reno have sex. He's physically attractive, sure, but not enough that you want to know his freakish kinks.

[thorne_scratch]

You're pretty awesome yourself, even if we are still in a limp-wristed slap fight over the spinoffs.

Agree on the Reno kinks. You know what? I'm pretty sure he's most traumatized by the idea Vincent will find out. Because that means yet another five hours of Vincent calling him on the phone and screaming about the current state of the Turks. Tseng just can't deal with that right now. It's easier to kill the whole world.

[thorne_scratch]

Also, they found out about my hats.

[flidgetjerome]

ZOMG NO!!!1!1!

ARE YOUR HATS OKAY?!

[thorne_scratch]

My hats will receive a burial with full military honors!

...I bet it really was a hat-instigated shootout. I mean, what else could people argue about with such passion?

[flidgetjerome]

The canonicity of Advent Children?

Though it had to be one or the other, obviously.

[thorne_scratch]

But then they would have been flailing, not shooting!

Maybe they were arguing about hats worn in Advent Children.

[flidgetjerome]

I'm not sure hats would have worked in Advent Children.

Zack is death to hats.

[thorne_scratch]

Well, you're probably right, considering I kept getting startled every time we had a closeup on Cloud's eyebrows. If they can't do eyebrows, hats are definitely out.

He's got a never ending supply of oversized and garish sombreros. Sephiroth keeps trying to burn them all, but he'll never succeed.