Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: Sasuke --> Itachi
Genre: CRACK
Rating: PG?
Word Count: ~1800
Summary: OKAY SO THIS BIT OF CRACKTASTICNESS, see.
It's brought to you by Allie (stopcounting) and this fanart.
She said to me What would happen if Itachi came and ordered a milkshake. Would it bring the Sasukes to the yard?The rest, as you shall see, is history ( Read more... )

Title: That Butler, Such a Demon
Author: Adrian thisispurgatory
Fandom: Kuroshitsuji
Pairing: Sebastian/Ciel
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1682
Summary: Written for blackbutlerkink; Prompt used was "Sebastian/Ciel, in Hell. Torture, non-con/rape. Ciel uke, Sebastian seme."
I...didn't quite deliver that. Oh wells, I tried. I had fun too.
WARNINGS: Slight violence, nothing too major ( Read more... )

Drabble from a request I have going on at the lj.

Prompt was: Kankuro breaks an arm and finds he can't apply facepaint properly.
...although I turned it into a pencil and makeup. I AM A MANLY MAN, DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING. don't judge me okay.

ANYWAY, this is like 500+ words, holy shit. And I have never written these guys before so be nice, okay? ( Read more... )

Title: With His Own Hands
Pairing: Sasuke --> Itachi
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1089
Summary: Sasuke thinks only of Itachi when he is alone in the darkness.
WARNINGS: Violent images, talks of murder, and probably a seriously skewed set of morals. (Obviously, sexual themes as implied by the rating.)
DISCLAIMER: Not mine, and I'm not profiting from it ( Read more... )

Title: Leave in Silence
Pairing: None, though if you squint you can imply Sasuke/Naruto.
Rating: PG for mentions of death?
Word Count: 1258
Summary: It is not for Itachi that he is leaving.
DISCLAIMER: Not mine, and I'm not profiting from it, either. Woe.

( I can't stand this emotional violence; leave in silence. )

For stace_s via bleach_flashfic
Pairing: Ikkaku/Yumichika
Word Count: ~1100
Rating: R
Notes: Oh god I can't write Ikkaku. D:
Also, this takes place before the canon starts, but not that long before.
Also, tense changes seem to happen in a few places, but I'm leaving them in there, because I like the way this ended up flowing. Eleventh Division sure is wacky.
Disclaimer: ( Read more... )

Pairing: Badou/Haine
Word Count: ~980
Rating: NC17
Notes: This is my first time writing DOGS fiction. Please be easy on me.
The fic is really choppy, but it's meant to be that way. No one said I was aiming for coherence.
Warnings for blood and dirty language. (But really, if you're reading DOGS fiction, uh, shouldn't you have guessed that much?)
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Pairing: Aizen/Gin/Kira
Word Count: ~6800
Rating: NC-17
Notes: Threesome, voyeurism, disturbing imagery, mindfuck. Dubious consent. It could be much worse. Aizen is impossible to write. D:
Title taken from the song Black Acres by Elysian Fields, which is on my Gin/Kira playlist and always has been. ♥
Disclaimer: Kubo Tite owns BLEACH, and I do not ( Read more... )

Pairing: Ryuuken/Uryuu, implied Ichi/Ishi
Word Count: ~5400
Rating: NC-17
Notes: WARNING: Blatant incest. Spoilers for BLEACH manga 186 and up. Hasn't everyone read this already, though?Light bondage, dub-con (not the whole way through). Inappropriate use of fabricated Quincy gintou technique. Don't like it, don't read it ( Read more... )

Fandom: BLEACH
Pairing: Oh, lots.
Rating: Probably R to NC-17 for language and inevitable inappropriateness.
Warnings: TOTAL CRACK. Cowritten with knockturnul.

( CUT TO SAVE YOU FROM CRACK. )