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Fandom: BLEACH
Pairing: Oh, lots.
Rating: Probably R to NC-17 for language and inevitable inappropriateness.
Warnings: TOTAL CRACK. Cowritten with knockturnul.
"How the fuck did we get into this, again?" Kurosaki Ichigo asked, glaring across the holding cell at the still-grinning blonde boy.
Hirako Shinji shrugged and had to bite his tongue hard to keep from laughing at the look on Ichigo's face. SO they'd gotten arrested. Big deal! The Vizard was sure that one of them had to know someone who could come and bail them out. Besides, he could put up with whatever some stupid American inmate wanted to do. He'd read about this sort of thing on the internet, after all.
Ichigo, well...Ichigo was jailbait anyway, wasn't he?
"It's not my fault you have a way of hitting first and asking questions later," Shinji said through his smile. Mostly, he was just amused. And pissing Ichigo off further was a further source of amusement.
Ichigo glared at him. Why the fuck had Ishida kept Kon? He'd much rather leave Kon in his body in this stupid cell and....well, okay. No he wouldn't. Who even knew what that crazy pervert would cause to happen in an American jail!? It was actually better to not think about it.
Finally, after a short eternity of Ichigo glaring and Shinji grinning, an officer came in. Ichigo only spoke a little English, but Shinji seemed to speak it just fine. He told Ichigo that they got one phone call. The officer looked at them both like they were crazy, which was only half false.
Ichigo decided to call Ishida. He was the only one that had a cellphone on him, and anyway, he was the one most likely to be diplomatic. It galled the boy a lot to have to ask that stuck-up jerk to come and bail them out of jail, but what choice did he have?
Pairing: Oh, lots.
Rating: Probably R to NC-17 for language and inevitable inappropriateness.
Warnings: TOTAL CRACK. Cowritten with knockturnul.
"How the fuck did we get into this, again?" Kurosaki Ichigo asked, glaring across the holding cell at the still-grinning blonde boy.
Hirako Shinji shrugged and had to bite his tongue hard to keep from laughing at the look on Ichigo's face. SO they'd gotten arrested. Big deal! The Vizard was sure that one of them had to know someone who could come and bail them out. Besides, he could put up with whatever some stupid American inmate wanted to do. He'd read about this sort of thing on the internet, after all.
Ichigo, well...Ichigo was jailbait anyway, wasn't he?
"It's not my fault you have a way of hitting first and asking questions later," Shinji said through his smile. Mostly, he was just amused. And pissing Ichigo off further was a further source of amusement.
Ichigo glared at him. Why the fuck had Ishida kept Kon? He'd much rather leave Kon in his body in this stupid cell and....well, okay. No he wouldn't. Who even knew what that crazy pervert would cause to happen in an American jail!? It was actually better to not think about it.
Finally, after a short eternity of Ichigo glaring and Shinji grinning, an officer came in. Ichigo only spoke a little English, but Shinji seemed to speak it just fine. He told Ichigo that they got one phone call. The officer looked at them both like they were crazy, which was only half false.
Ichigo decided to call Ishida. He was the only one that had a cellphone on him, and anyway, he was the one most likely to be diplomatic. It galled the boy a lot to have to ask that stuck-up jerk to come and bail them out of jail, but what choice did he have?