Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: Sasuke --> Itachi
Genre: CRACK
Rating: PG?
Word Count: ~1800
Summary: OKAY SO THIS BIT OF CRACKTASTICNESS, see.
It's brought to you by Allie (stopcounting) and this fanart.
She said to me What would happen if Itachi came and ordered a milkshake. Would it bring the Sasukes to the yard?The rest, as you shall see, is history ( Read more... )

Fandom: BLEACH
Pairing: Oh, lots.
Rating: Probably R to NC-17 for language and inevitable inappropriateness.
Warnings: TOTAL CRACK. Cowritten with knockturnul.

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