Life as a Hostage: Day 2

[thisislexluthor]

Superman is out destroying the governments of small nations or something equally dickish. I am being held hostage in the Fortress of Solitude and the bastard isn't even closing the doors after he leaves. I hate the Arctic. I also hate the fucking Inuit people who are too afraid to come up to the alien fortress and help me. I tried walking out of it

Comments

[harvey_twoface]

...I didn't actually understand most of this post. Are you drunk, Lex?

[thisislexluthor]

No, you ass, Superman is evil now. And holding me hostage. PAY ATTENTION!

[harvey_twoface]

Oh...

Is there anything I can do to help?

[thisislexluthor]

Can you fight aliens?

[destinyawakened]

Aw..poor Lex. Superman is such a douche bag, evil or not.

And, he has a wine cellar? Anything good?

[thisislexluthor]

Some good stuff here, but mine is better. I honestly have no idea where he got all of this. I was just walking along and turned a corner and there was a gigantic room full of wine.

[destinyawakened]

Well, you ARE Lex Luthor; of course you're going to have better!

I bet you they're all thank you gifts or something from saving lives or whatever. (before the the evil thing and all, otherwise i would say he stole them)

[theactionace]

LOL THAT'S NOT ALCOHOL

[thisislexluthor]

Yes, it is. Stop being an idiot and give me the bottle back.

[fox_bourne]

Mmmmmmm Reese's Pieces.

[thisislexluthor]

Thank you for your input on the situation, Kit.

[fox_bourne]

You're welcome! :3

[ladydreamer]

So does the JL actually do anything anymore, or are they sitting around with their thumbs up their asses while Supes puts kittens up trees and watches the world burn?

I'm not sure if this is a rhetorical question or not.

[thisislexluthor]

I have no idea. I know Batman certainly isn't doing anything.

[ladydreamer]

Goddamn Batman. :(

I'll mail you some blankets and muscle rub and hope the Superdick doesn't set them on fire for fun.

[ladydreamer]

Add: I'll throw some cakes in there too.