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Not Good
Not good, not good, very much not good.
I don't remember what I've been doing. Maybe I don't want to remember? The past...week? Several weeks? It's all a blur.
Not good.
Woke up in an alley. Most of my clothes were missing and my cell phone was gone.
I don't want to remember?
I'm covered in cuts. Some of them are small. Some of them go down to the bone ( Read more... ) -
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It's been a very strange week.
But I'm seeing things differently now.
A lot more clearly.
Kitty, take care of the cat. I might be gone a while
I'm so sorry, Bruce. -
He's gone
Superman is...gone.
Oh my God, I don't
We were trying to destroy the virus that had attacked our artificial intelligence systems, we being Tony Stark, myself, and Superman. We sent Jimmy Olsen, Alex Dawes, and Bart Allen into the LexCorp computer system to combat a virus that called itself "Zod". It seemed to know ClaSuperman personally and spoke ( Read more... ) -
Something is bothering me about this.
I think it's the bright yellow bra. -
All right
Okay. All right.
Does anyone know where I am?
I think I crushed the GPS on my Blackberry. I appear to be in a desert somewhere. Yeah. That's a cactus. Oh God.
Okay. Moving away from the vomit-covered cactus now.
I will analyze this situation calmly and methodically.
Stomach: In pain. Filled with booze and pretzels and possibly Jell-O.
Head: An angry, ( Read more... ) -
It's my party
And I'll get ragingly drunk if I want to. But I don't think I will. I think this is a birthday meant for quiet contemplation of my actions and place in the world. Perhaps I'll light some candles.
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HAHA JUST KIDDING I'M ALREADY DRUNK! GOOD LUCK FINDING ME TOMORROW, WORLD! IF MY LIVER IS NOT DEAD BY 6:00 I WILL HAVE FAILED IN MY MISSION. TWO-FACE ( Read more... ) -
Which one of you is responsible for the ATROCITY?!
Firstly, that man looks nothing like me.
Secondly, WHICH OF YOU TRAITOROUS SLAGS LEAKED MY FUCKING NOTES TO THE INTERNET?! I WAS GOING TO GET TO MEET BARACK OBAMA AND NOW MY ENTIRE GODDAMN SPEECH IS ON THE INTERNET WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE IT AND I HADN'T FINISHED REFINING IT AND NOW I NEVER WILL! NOW I AM JUST GOING TO HAVE TO STEAL MORE PARTS TO ( Read more... ) -
Cabin Fever
Cabin fever is an actual psychological condition, resulting from being isolated or shut in for long periods of time with your girlfriend, her dog, your cat, and very expensive computers. So I should not be held responsible for whatever it was that I did last night.
( One of the many reasons I don't like aliens )
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