Okay. All right.

Does anyone know where I am?

I think I crushed the GPS on my Blackberry. I appear to be in a desert somewhere. Yeah. That's a cactus. Oh God.

Okay. Moving away from the vomit-covered cactus now.

I will analyze this situation calmly and methodically.

Stomach: In pain. Filled with booze and pretzels and possibly Jell-O.
Head: An angry, ( Read more... )

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)ExtremeLevel 3 (Gluttonous)ModerateLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very HighLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Extreme ( Read more... )