Comments | thisislexluthor: All right

thisislexluthor

All right

Jul 21, 2009 21:57

Okay. All right.

Does anyone know where I am?

I think I crushed the GPS on my Blackberry. I appear to be in a desert somewhere. Yeah. That's a cactus. Oh God.

Okay. Moving away from the vomit-covered cactus now.

I will analyze this situation calmly and methodically.

Stomach: In pain. Filled with booze and pretzels and possibly Jell-O.
Head: An angry, ( Read more... )

well that was traumatizing, pain, oh dear, hell, help me you idiots, this is not good, alcohol is poison

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itspowergirl July 22 2009, 02:38:36 UTC

I woke up with writing on my face that I had to heat-vision off. I think the marker was permanent.

thisislexluthor July 22 2009, 02:43:47 UTC

Where are you? Is it in a desert? Because that would explain how I got here.

itspowergirl July 22 2009, 02:46:26 UTC

Yeah, a desert. Want me to fly you home?

thisislexluthor July 22 2009, 02:50:27 UTC

Superman is coming to get me. You didn't send this coyote to kill me, did you? Because that's rude.

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harvey_twoface July 22 2009, 02:43:18 UTC

Wallet: Missing. Suspect Two-face or Kitty.

We finally learned to share. If you kill me you have to do the same to her.

thisislexluthor July 22 2009, 02:44:18 UTC

Come find me and I will forgive you. Or at least bide my time and strike when you're unsuspecting.

harvey_twoface July 22 2009, 02:46:34 UTC

Yeah, yeah, I'll get right on that. Say, what's your PIN number?

thisislexluthor July 22 2009, 02:48:53 UTC

I'm not telling you. You still don't know my passwords. Also, be careful about trying to go to an ATM with my credit cards. I've rigged some of them to attack.

theactionace July 22 2009, 02:45:42 UTC

....oh, Luthor. Fine. Keep shouting. Just try to avoid the second part of 1B.

thisislexluthor July 22 2009, 02:46:25 UTC

Okay. My stomach can only hold so much so-

hold on

-all right, you should be safe.

theactionace July 22 2009, 02:47:57 UTC

Wow. Is that you, or a sadly abused cactus?

thisislexluthor July 22 2009, 02:49:16 UTC

The cactus is the one not in the fetal position.

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mastahwayne July 22 2009, 02:46:57 UTC

I have your shoes. And your belt. I wanted some party favors.

thisislexluthor July 22 2009, 02:49:49 UTC

Are they covered in glitter? I feel like they might be.

mastahwayne July 22 2009, 02:53:01 UTC

Yes! It's very gay. I'm keeping them.

I'm putting them with the others.

thisislexluthor July 22 2009, 02:56:23 UTC

Okay. They'll look ni--wait, which others?

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:( ladydreamer July 22 2009, 03:15:25 UTC

I'll bring you some chicken soup. And ginger ale. And a lot of expensive water and potassium pills because. Damn. Desert! And throwing up!

Re: :( thisislexluthor July 22 2009, 03:20:03 UTC

That would be very, very much appreciated. Oh God, how am I not dead?

Re: :( ladydreamer July 22 2009, 08:56:15 UTC

Because we need you. Who else will make giant lasers for us? :(

Here's a big fuzzy blanket, too.