It's my party

[thisislexluthor]

And I'll get ragingly drunk if I want to. But I don't think I will. I think this is a birthday meant for quiet contemplation of my actions and place in the world. Perhaps I'll light some candles.

...

HAHA JUST KIDDING I'M ALREADY DRUNK! GOOD LUCK FINDING ME TOMORROW, WORLD! IF MY LIVER IS NOT DEAD BY 6:00 I WILL HAVE FAILED IN MY MISSION. TWO-FACE

Comments

[theactionace]

Oookay. Stay safe.

[thisislexluthor]

NO SAFETY IS THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I AM DOING. OMG WHERE IS MY LASER

[theactionace]

...are you going to blow up the moon?

[thisislexluthor]

NO I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHERE IT IS

[kitty_kowalski]

Reporting for duty, sir. Buy me something pretty and I'll bake you a cake.

[thisislexluthor]

LETS GO STEAL THINGS HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE JEWELERY STORE?

[kitty_kowalski]

Yes, please. Diamonds are a girl's best friend. ♥

[thisislexluthor]

AWESOME GO GET THE CAR I THINK YOU SHOULD DRIVE

[itspowergirl]

Einstein was a hack. :)

[thisislexluthor]

TAKE THAT BACK YOU FILTH

[itspowergirl]

EINSTEIN WAS A HACK
HE HAD A TINY SHRIVELED SAC
HIS PUNY HEART WAS COLORED BLACK
LIKE THE HAIR ON YOUR MOM'S BACK

[thisislexluthor]

...YOU ARE A MORON.

[harvey_twoface]

Oh God, I don't now if I can handle you when you're like this. I guess I'd better get drunk too...

[thisislexluthor]

YOU SHOULD! WE CAN BE DRINKING BUDDIES AND YOU COULD POSSIBLY BRING HARVEY OUT BECAUSE I MISS HIM

[harvey_twoface]

Oh, God. If I must. But you'd better make it up to me.

[thisislexluthor]

OKAY I WILL! ALSO YOU WILL NEED TO BRING MORE ALCOHOL AND POSSIBLY PRETZELS BECAUSE WE'RE OUT. AND CHIPS. AND WATER.

[ladydreamer]

Happy birthday, bb!

Here's some ice cream to go with your cake:

[thisislexluthor]

OH MY GOD!

I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW!

[ladydreamer]

Dance, baby, dance! *puts on music and claps*