And I'll get ragingly drunk if I want to. But I don't think I will. I think this is a birthday meant for quiet contemplation of my actions and place in the world. Perhaps I'll light some candles.
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HAHA JUST KIDDING I'M ALREADY DRUNK! GOOD LUCK FINDING ME TOMORROW, WORLD! IF MY LIVER IS NOT DEAD BY 6:00 I WILL HAVE FAILED IN MY MISSION. TWO-FACE
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HE HAD A TINY SHRIVELED SAC
HIS PUNY HEART WAS COLORED BLACK
LIKE THE HAIR ON YOUR MOM'S BACK
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By the way, I picked up some really bad knock-off Superman action figures in China. Could I bring them over? You'd get a kick out of them.
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