It's my party

[thisislexluthor]

And I'll get ragingly drunk if I want to. But I don't think I will. I think this is a birthday meant for quiet contemplation of my actions and place in the world. Perhaps I'll light some candles.

...

HAHA JUST KIDDING I'M ALREADY DRUNK! GOOD LUCK FINDING ME TOMORROW, WORLD! IF MY LIVER IS NOT DEAD BY 6:00 I WILL HAVE FAILED IN MY MISSION. TWO-FACE

Comments

[theactionace]

Oookay. Stay safe.

[thisislexluthor]

NO SAFETY IS THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I AM DOING. OMG WHERE IS MY LASER

[theactionace]

...are you going to blow up the moon?

[thisislexluthor]

NO I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHERE IT IS

[theactionace]

You'll singe your own eyebrows off before you blow up the moon, in that state.

[itspowergirl]

Or singe off the moon before he blows up his eyebrows.

Hey, it could happen!

[thisislexluthor]

I AM NOT TRYING TO BLOW UP THE MOON RIGHT NOW CLARK I JUST WANT A LASER IS THAT SUCH A CRIME

OH MY GOSH THERE IS A GIANT STATUE OF YOU DOWNTOWN

HAS THIS ALWAYS BEEN HERE?

[theactionace]

This is like watching a train wreck in slow motion.

[thisislexluthor]

I'M GOING TO GO THROW SOMETHING AT IT TO MAKE SURE IT IS NOT ALIVE LIKE THOSE ANGELS IN DOCTOR WHO

OKAY IT IS JUST A STATUE. WOW IT IS TALL!

[theactionace]

Too showy for my taste, but hey, it's good to know the people of Metropolis like having me around.

[thisislexluthor]

BRB I AM CLIMBING IT. I'M GOING TO STAND ON YOUR HEAD

[theactionace]

...no. Lex, don't. You'll fall.

[thisislexluthor]

TOO LATE I'M ON YOUR BOOT.

OKAY I WILL NEED TO CHIP SOME HANDHOLDS INTO THIS.

[theactionace]

I'm going to read a book now.

[thisislexluthor]

THIS IS VERY DIFFICULT. I AM GOING TO NEED SOME ROPE.

[theactionace]

The Unknown Shore, by Patrick O'Brian. Good stuff.