A lot can go wrong to a person in a short period of time. It happens so often that it's funny when someone plugs in those small details to the broad, universal formula. It can be so easy to score a laugh and keep pushing the envelope. Well, far enough, I say. This comedic well is tapped. So maybe my personal superficial shortcomings are off limits ( Read more... )

I'm sorry for the overused, lame pun in the title, but it seemed appropriate for my dastardly actions. Anyway, I interfered in the Warfields' match last night, this time standing on the ring apron for a "better camera angle," and it distracted J Smooth long enough for the "Technically Perfect" Paul Warfield to roll him up and grab a handful of ( Read more... )

PJ and Stephen have gone into the depths of middle Georgia hell to put on a wrestling show for years now. They see the backwoods-iest of the backwoods hicks and rednecks, make fun of them, and out-wrestle their heroes week after week. They often lose because they are the villains, and all pro wrestling is in the boondocks of middle Georgia is ( Read more... )

So what has happened to the Schitt over the last couple of weeks? 'Tis an interesting question, but I'm not so sure the answer will be as satisfying ( Read more... )

Now, very few people who most would consider evil rarely consider themselves evil, and on the ocassions when they do, they commit their evil under some sort of duress. Whether an entity, a person, a giant corporation, or an unfortunate situation drives these souls against the laws of God and man, their own laurels, their own conscience, their own ( Read more... )

So, there is no utopian society. At least not on Earth or this plane of reality or whatever measure you use to define yourself. Depending on your personal belief, paradise won't exist until the afterlife. Atheists, I'm sorry that your life means nothing if you don't procreate. The fact is, the system of kharma is probably the closest to being ( Read more... )

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Piece of advice: don't celebrate if you have something important to do because it won't help. You must wait and, instead, reward yourself for getting the job done! I guess it doesn't have to be something important, either. It could just be a reward for getting SOMETHING done. In any case, have a blessed and safe holiday.

This was written by a dude...but it's still pretty damn smart ( Read more... )

I'm often partying, but I rarely find myself going out, especially these days. However, Friday night, I found my way to a house full of strangers for boozing, smoking, and general tomfoolery. Not knowing anyone other than my posse, I had to play a low profile. Afterall, I was attending the birthday party of a person I'd only met once, and I had ( Read more... )