( I should probably have one of these, shouldn't I? )

Title: Priority #1
Rating: R
Pairing, Character(s): Will, Kurt
Warnings: Implications and thoughts of noncon
Spoilers: Up through The First Time, possibly for Mash Off.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Author Notes: A million thanks to ellydash for helping with this! Takes place sometime around Mash Off, though the title is stolen from the Pilot (or Goodbye).
Summary: Will ( Read more... )

Sorry this is late, airgeer (and also ellydash)! If you're not still up now, I'd still be very interested in exchanging messages whenever you're around!

Also, I now have "wikipedia uterus" on my google search history. Related question: how would mpreg theoretically work in this scenario, if it wasn't vaguely handwaved with a (justified) "lol Sue"?

So I have a tumblr now. God help me. I apologize in advance if there are a lot of clothing-related posts, I've been having a lot of fun/problems with long pencil skirts lately, they're surprisingly eventful.(millersson.tumblr.com - someone already had the full username and I didn't think most people would get the reference if I went with " ( Read more... )

New Year's Resolutions for 2012:

1. Stop disappearing from the internet without warning. Sorry, reifica and ellydash!

2. Learn to program shit so I can put together a complicated modeling script in the next few months.

3. Successfully remember the names of people I sleep with. That would be, you know. Less awkward.

On the plus side, I kept my ( Read more... )

Discovery #1: I am very talented at breaking things that shouldn't be breakable. Examples include old but very reliable grading machines, garbage disposals (without the aid of anything that should have been dangerous), and solid metal hardware. Also, drywall. On the plus side, the bookcase looks mostly intact and is staying upright anyway.

#2: ( Read more... )

So the cute mattress delivery guy suggested that I "test it out."

I always assumed that if my life were a movie, it would be some quirky indie thing, but apparently not.

( or me undressed you like, etc. )

Title: I'm Sure Nobody Will Oppose
Rating: NC-17
Pairing, Character(s): Will/Rachel/Kurt, April
Warnings: None
Spoilers: Up to the end of Season 2
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Author Notes: Kindly beta'd by ellydash, special thanks to _harmlessthings. Any remaining issues are purely mine. Title lifted from the titular song in Anything Goes.
Summary: While working on the sequel to ( Read more... )

Title: Acclimation
Rating: PG
Pairing,Character(s): Burt/Carole, Kurt, Finn (gen)
Warnings: None
Spoilers: Up to Furt
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Author Notes: Unbeta'd.
Summary: Burt learns to navigate skirmishes in the Hummel-Hudson laundry wars. (Suggested alternate title: "KEEP CALM and DO LAUNDRY.")
Word Count: 2,205

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