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[theleasthimo]

 [He groans, his eyes opening, a blurred vision of perfection hovering above him. His body relaxes as she moves away from his bed, and mentions something about breakfast being ready in a bit, and goodness, dear, it's so beautiful outside, you and the boys should play catch.

What a great idea! He could take the kids out and show them how their old

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[godisachild]

[Well, it was kind of hard to ignore noise like that, especially this early in the morning. Pokey woke up with a groan, blinking the sleep out of his eyes as he slowly got up, mumbling to himself as he went to see what was happening.

Here Hoshi, have a lightly blue-skinned, blond chubby 12 year old frowning at you.]

Hey, mister. Keep it in your pants. All your doing by yelling is pissing people off.

[theleasthimo]

WHAT'S COMING OUT OF MY PANTS--?! [he doubled back, running a hand through his hair again as his legs wobble beneath him.] Who the hell are you!?

[godisachild]

It's a metaphor, jerkface! It means calm down!

[Just frowning. He doesn't like being yelled at, especially in his own "home".]

I'm Pokey Minch, and I got PUT here. And, apparently, so did you.

[theleasthimo]

My name's Hoshi.

Who's this lady? I think she might be stalking me.

.. HEY, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING A JERK, YOU LITTLE BRAT?!

[zeppeli_cursed]

[BLINKS AT PHONE. So loud.]

It's Mayfield, apparently.

[theleasthimo]

MAYFIE-- [oh right, the kid mentioned him being too loud.] --Mayfield!?

.. How far is that from Japan?

[zeppeli_cursed]

Pretty far, so I'm told. America, to be exact.

[theleasthimo]

.. AMERICA!? [WOAH SAMURAI]

What the hell?! How did I get- [okay, we've already been there.] WHY am I here.

[worst_apple]

SHUT UP!

[theleasthimo]

WHY SHOULD I, I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED.

[worst_apple]

WE'RE ALL STUCK HERE.

[theleasthimo]

WHY ARE WE STUCK HERE, DON'T YOU ASSHOLES HAVE CARS?

[makemebreakfast]

I THINK I'VE HEARD THAT SONG BEFORE!!

[theleasthimo]

GREAT, THANKS FOR ALL THE HELP.

[makemebreakfast]

You're welcome!

[knowsitsname]

[ffs why are there so many loud people coming in]

I'm afraid we're still trying to figure that out.

[theleasthimo]

[BECAUSE I'M SO CHARISMATIC.]

How goddamn long have you been trying to figure it out?! Doesn't anybody here know what a map is?

[knowsitsname]

I'm sure there are plenty of people here who know what a map is, but that doesn't change the fact that there's no way of leaving that we know of.

[theleasthimo]

The point I was trying to make is that a map might, III DUNNO', help us get out of here faster.