one ☆ once in a lifetime [action/voice]
[He groans, his eyes opening, a blurred vision of perfection hovering above him. His body relaxes as she moves away from his bed, and mentions something about breakfast being ready in a bit, and goodness, dear, it's so beautiful outside, you and the boys should play catch.
What a great idea! He could take the kids out and show them how their old man plays--
Wait. What.] AAH!?
[He falls right out of his bed from sitting up so quickly, grabbing at his sheets and pulling them clear off. I'll get that! calls the woman, which causes him to shriek again. Waking up with strange cute women is cool and all, but he has no recollection of how he got from his trailer to this pristine bedroom. He climbs to his feet, panting, and moves to grab at his mask, perhaps to get a grip on reality itself--]
H.. Heh!?
[His hand moves through a mess of short, soft hair, and his face goes completely white. He spins around and dashes out of the door, down a hallway, knocking over the phone and almost bulldozing the woman from before. The phone lay on the floor, his hurried footsteps coming to a stop as he yells, his voice cracking.]
W-WHO ARE YOU?! Which way do I go to get back to.. the..
[his words leave him as he catches sight of the living room window, staring outside at the white picket fences, the men walking dogs, the children playing stickball and hopscotch on the sidewalk.]
.. Did you kidnap me!? Where's my mask!? Who are you!? [Dear, calm down--] Dear who!? Are you a stalker?! WHERE AM I?
[Honey, I'm your wife, we've--]
You are not my beautiful wife!
[--lived here for years--]
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE!
HOW DID I GET HERE?!
[ooc: Yeah, so, just as a reminder, HOSHI DOES NOT HAVE HIS MASK ON as it is an item of clothing and the poor guy cannot have it yet. Baww baww baww. So he's a tall dude with short, messy red hair.]
What a great idea! He could take the kids out and show them how their old man plays--
Wait. What.] AAH!?
[He falls right out of his bed from sitting up so quickly, grabbing at his sheets and pulling them clear off. I'll get that! calls the woman, which causes him to shriek again. Waking up with strange cute women is cool and all, but he has no recollection of how he got from his trailer to this pristine bedroom. He climbs to his feet, panting, and moves to grab at his mask, perhaps to get a grip on reality itself--]
H.. Heh!?
[His hand moves through a mess of short, soft hair, and his face goes completely white. He spins around and dashes out of the door, down a hallway, knocking over the phone and almost bulldozing the woman from before. The phone lay on the floor, his hurried footsteps coming to a stop as he yells, his voice cracking.]
W-WHO ARE YOU?! Which way do I go to get back to.. the..
[his words leave him as he catches sight of the living room window, staring outside at the white picket fences, the men walking dogs, the children playing stickball and hopscotch on the sidewalk.]
.. Did you kidnap me!? Where's my mask!? Who are you!? [Dear, calm down--] Dear who!? Are you a stalker?! WHERE AM I?
[Honey, I'm your wife, we've--]
You are not my beautiful wife!
[--lived here for years--]
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE!
HOW DID I GET HERE?!
[ooc: Yeah, so, just as a reminder, HOSHI DOES NOT HAVE HIS MASK ON as it is an item of clothing and the poor guy cannot have it yet. Baww baww baww. So he's a tall dude with short, messy red hair.]
