one ☆ once in a lifetime [action/voice]

[theleasthimo]

 [He groans, his eyes opening, a blurred vision of perfection hovering above him. His body relaxes as she moves away from his bed, and mentions something about breakfast being ready in a bit, and goodness, dear, it's so beautiful outside, you and the boys should play catch.

What a great idea! He could take the kids out and show them how their old

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[godisachild]

[Well, it was kind of hard to ignore noise like that, especially this early in the morning. Pokey woke up with a groan, blinking the sleep out of his eyes as he slowly got up, mumbling to himself as he went to see what was happening.

Here Hoshi, have a lightly blue-skinned, blond chubby 12 year old frowning at you.]

Hey, mister. Keep it in your pants. All your doing by yelling is pissing people off.

[theleasthimo]

WHAT'S COMING OUT OF MY PANTS--?! [he doubled back, running a hand through his hair again as his legs wobble beneath him.] Who the hell are you!?

[godisachild]

It's a metaphor, jerkface! It means calm down!

[Just frowning. He doesn't like being yelled at, especially in his own "home".]

I'm Pokey Minch, and I got PUT here. And, apparently, so did you.

[theleasthimo]

My name's Hoshi.

Who's this lady? I think she might be stalking me.

.. HEY, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING A JERK, YOU LITTLE BRAT?!

[godisachild]

She's your wife, pig's butt! Or, well, the wife the town has given you.

AND I'M CALLING THE STUPID RED-HAIRED MORON WHO WON'T SHUT HIS MOUTH A JERK, YOU MOUTH-BREATHING DOOK-FACE!

they will be a beautiful family

[theleasthimo]

What the hell!? Do you kiss your mother with that retard mouth?!

If this is my wife and this is my house, then..

WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE, YOU FUCKING TWERP!?

The BEST family

[godisachild]

I don't kiss my mother at all, because my mom was a friggin' sloppy alcoholic!

BECAUSE I WAS HERE FIRST, YOU STUPID FREAK! WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A FAMILY OR SOME GARBAGE!

Okay now he's just being a dick

[theleasthimo]

What?

So you're..

You're my hamster, right?

Being a dick is pretty much Pokey's default, so the kid deserves everything said to him

[godisachild]

[Now the kid's just gritting his teeth, chubby little hands curling into fists. He didn't like that one.]

No, but you must be the new pet retard. There's a doghouse out back for you.

[theleasthimo]

[He snorts out loud, opening his mouth to throw off another insult, but catches sight of Pokey's fists and stops. Awh. He didn't mean to hurt the kid. Well, he did, but he wasn't thinking about the outcomes, so he tries to tone it down.] Whatever, ya' brat. [by calling Pokey a brat, sure.]

So we're stuck here? Aren't there laws against this kind of shit?

[godisachild]

[He'll just stick his tongue out at you at that, Hoshi. Yeah, this is probably gonna become commonplace between the two of you as long as you're stuck together.]

Don't think people who can bend space-time really give two craps about laws, mister.

[theleasthimo]

[he rolls his eyes, waving the kid off.] Fine, whatever. I'm leaving. I need to find this general store before I go fucking ballistic.

Have fun with your creepy mom, kiddo'!

[godisachild]

Uh, have fun mister. You're going to eventually come back whether you want to or not or you're going to get droned.

And she isn't my mom, idiot! I got caught and put her too.