one ☆ once in a lifetime [action/voice]

[theleasthimo]

 [He groans, his eyes opening, a blurred vision of perfection hovering above him. His body relaxes as she moves away from his bed, and mentions something about breakfast being ready in a bit, and goodness, dear, it's so beautiful outside, you and the boys should play catch.

What a great idea! He could take the kids out and show them how their old

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[zeppeli_cursed]

[BLINKS AT PHONE. So loud.]

It's Mayfield, apparently.

[theleasthimo]

MAYFIE-- [oh right, the kid mentioned him being too loud.] --Mayfield!?

.. How far is that from Japan?

[zeppeli_cursed]

Pretty far, so I'm told. America, to be exact.

[theleasthimo]

.. AMERICA!? [WOAH SAMURAI]

What the hell?! How did I get- [okay, we've already been there.] WHY am I here.

[zeppeli_cursed]

Ahhh, that part I haven't quite gotten around to investigating.

I try not to ask too many questions.

[theleasthimo]

Why not!? Asking questions is kind of important when you wanna fuckin' know what's going on.

[zeppeli_cursed]

Well... I don't really care that much. I'm just a student, after all.

[theleasthimo]

Students are supposed to ask quest--

.. welp, good luck with that.

[zeppeli_cursed]

[He laughs.]

Nice song, by the way.

[theleasthimo]

Yeah, it's one of my favorites. My name is Hoshi. Can you at least tell me who this chick is and why I'm in this house? Did someone really kidnap me? And where's the nearest airport?

[zeppeli_cursed]

Your wife? They assign those. My "sister" recently left. I don't think anyone knows how to leave, and people from all over--different places and times--seem to have been drawn in equally.

[theleasthimo]

'They'?

[zeppeli_cursed]

Well... the people who brought us here.

[theleasthimo]

So a bunch of assholes brought us here and gave me a wife and there's no way out.

These are things you guys might have wanted to tell me up front.

[zeppeli_cursed]

I generally assume someone else has told people. You just sounded a bit more interesting than most.

[theleasthimo]

How long have you guys been at this? You know, the whole 'trying to figure out what this is' deal.