Concerned Parents Decry Busty Superheroine ( Read more... )

( GOTHAM CITY, NEW YORK )

I HAVE DECIDED TO TAKE THE ADVICE OF CERTAIN PARTIES AND OFFER MY SERVICES AS AN ADVICE COLUMNIST. TELL ME YOUR PROBLEMS AND I'LL TRY NOT TO MAKE THEM ANY WORSE. NO PROMISES, THOUGH.

On Friday afternoon at approximately 2:30 pm, Wayne General was the victim of a terrorist attack carried out by one or more employees. Jonathan Crane, a secretary currently employed by the hospital, showed up to work late today and released enough poisonous gas inside the crowded hospital to cause panic and rioting ( Read more... )

This morning, billionaire Bruce Wayne was revealed as Superman's true identity, through a conclusive dossier delivered to desk of the editor of the Gotham Times by private detective Jeph Miller.

Previously, it was assumed that Superman has no secret identity, given his unmasked state, and his outspoken policy on honesty. However, some were given ( Read more... )

Stolen Money Returned To Gotham National Bank ( Read more... )

There are fresh reports coming that, following the bombing disturbances at Wayne Tower, multiple fires have broken out in and around the property of the Wayne estate ( Read more... )

Letter to the Editor...

... So, I was chilling with my girls outside the new club that opened near the Clocktower for a smoke and I saw someone who was sneaking around Wayne Tower, carrying black bags and having...like, something that looks like an air tank on his back.  I didn't get a good look at him, since the ASSHOLE  who kept macking on me was ( Read more... )

Lexcorp's new HR director's sexual harrassment goes out of hand!

There seems to be a report of sexual harassment that is plauging Lexcorp, which as escalated further by  the new director of human resources, Harvey Dent, Gotham's former D.A. and former criminal known as Two-Face. It is revealed that Mr. Dent leaves (opened to unopened) condom ( Read more... )

What columnist gets a rush of sadistic joy by periodically serving up salacious gossip items which she purposely vagues up by leaving out the names? Free answer: You're reading her! And by now, I'm the unofficial dungeonmaster of this terrain-the blindies practically pop out of my head on command every three months or so and aim right for your ( Read more... )