Ha ha! Bet you fools weren't expecting a post! Well, here one is, long overdue insofar as such things can be said to have a deadline, which fortuitously for me they cannot. My life has undergone a number of fascinating developments lately, of which I will attempt briefly to make you aware. Please refrain from being too fascinated by them, as I can' ( Read more... )

Greetings, fellow Chthonians ( Read more... )

Alright, fuckers, listen up. This is a post. "Gasp!" you might say, "How can that be?" I am aware that the events of the last five months are a mystery to many of you, and frankly, I don't care. Or, I care a little, or I'd not be posting this at all. I will therefore inform you of certain happenings, in order of whatever damn order comes to mind.

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2005. A year of grave omens, of broken arrowheads. The year of the burning chariot. The year the sky shattered, and above it - lo! - a green arbor, a flowing forgetfulness. The year Destiny walked the streets, clad in purple velvet; the year a crumbled icon was king. O, the vagaries of Time ( Read more... )

As of several days ago, I have graced this watery planet with my existence for twenty one of your "years." I have been marking the occasion with the appropriate revelry, which is far from ending even now. The New York iteration of the carousal shall occur in the near future. Until then, I can offer only a catalogue of those elements which have ( Read more... )

The following things, as well as other ones, are cool.

1. The Graduate Assistant Strike

I don't even know whether their cause is cool anymore, I've heard so many conflicting opinions that it seems as if both sides are assholes. Still, I wholeheartedly support the strike. This is due less to the fact that I support their cause, and more that I ( Read more... )

Okay guys, I don't know how to say this. It will probably frighten a good many of you, much in the manner that being told you have AIDS might frighten you. (Incidentally, you have AIDS.) So I'll just come out with it: apparently, I am now a model ( Read more... )

Okay, okay, so I'm still alive. You got me. Life has been crazy these past two months - crazy enough that I'm shocked it's been that long, staring at the calendar in disbelief like a girl whose period is three weeks late. But before I can allow myself to discourse at any length on such craziness, I feel it is my duty to complete my Europe posts - ( Read more... )

Yes, it's been a while since Part I. You've probably forgotten I even went anywhere by now. But pictures were taken, some words were scribbled down, and these things need to be shared. I'll try to gather my wits for another post or two regarding Krakow and the rest of Poland, and I imagine this shall in fact occur - the only question is the precise ( Read more... )

I am back! You may not see much of me for a while, but here I am. I should have four or five posts detailing our highly successful - and at times perilous - jaunt across Europe, which I will squeeze in between moving to a new house, studying for LSATs, work, and moving to New York. I will do this by contorting myself in a number of painful ways. As ( Read more... )