The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword

[theemdash]

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY I SHOULD NOT BUY MYSELF A TACTICAL DEFENSE PEN.

I mean.
It's TACTICAL.
And DEFENSIVE.
AND A PEN.

. . .

It is totally time for the weekend to start.

Comments

[nleseul]

I'm having a hard time telling whether the product description is meant to be serious or not.

[jedimara77]

The Men is mightier? Bwahahaha.

[theemdash]

They rhyme.

[jedimara77]

It's funny 'cause you originally wrote "men," and on the SNL Celebrity Jeopardy Sean Connery said "The Penis Mightier." It's funny in my brain.

[momebie]

It's funny in Em's journal too. :p I'll take Famous Titties for $1000!

[taselby]

That is either the coolest or stupidest thing I've ever seen. Either way, I'm entranced.

(Seriously, $89... For. A. Pen?? A badass pen, no doubt, but a PEN?)

o.O

[secondalto]

That's the military for you. You mean you never heard of $800 ashtrays and all that?

[melayneseahawk]

Ooh, it's pretty.

[theemdash]

Please see this comment, as I think you could add to it.

[nleseul]

Ooh, ooh, I know exactly why you shouldn't buy yourself one: Because you're not so insecure in your masculinity that you need to compensate for it with a pen. Let alone a pen that is only 5 inches long and half an inch thick.

[theemdash]

...

AHAHAHHA.

No, I don't need to compensate with a pen. *snickers*

[nleseul]

Hey, on a completely unrelated note, do you happen to know if your employer is currently hiring publishers/editors/proofreaders? Someone I know is apparently looking for a new job in that area.

[theemdash]

They are really really not. *rolls eyes at economy*