Comments | theemdash: The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword

theemdash

The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword

Apr 24, 2009 14:01

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY I SHOULD NOT BUY MYSELF A TACTICAL DEFENSE PEN.

I mean.
It's TACTICAL.
And DEFENSIVE.
AND A PEN.

. . .

It is totally time for the weekend to start.

writing, spaz:em is a spaz, editing

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secondalto April 24 2009, 19:44:19 UTC

You totally need that pen.

theemdash April 24 2009, 23:59:33 UTC

I think every editor needs a tactical pen.

wiccanslyr April 24 2009, 21:02:09 UTC

Hrmmm, ummm, it's $89...

Sorry that's all I got for the "don't buy" it colum.

For the other...

HOMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!!!! THAT'S FREAKIN' CAPLOCKED ONLY AWESOME!!!!!!!!111111ONE

scifigirl April 24 2009, 23:02:28 UTC

That is amazing!

theemdash April 25 2009, 00:01:02 UTC

OMG THERE SHOULD BE FIC ABOUT DANIEL REQUISITIONING A TACTICAL PEN AND JACK MAKING FUN OF HIM FOR IT AND THEN DANIEL "CONTROLLING" HIM WITH THE TACTICAL PEN.

melayneseahawk April 25 2009, 00:05:00 UTC

I AM NOT WRITING PEN PORN. I have too many other things I need to be writing.

theemdash April 25 2009, 14:34:14 UTC

I didn't say you should write it, just that you could probably add to my insanity.

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lady_ganesh April 25 2009, 02:15:44 UTC

...there's honestly not much in the 'no' column, is there? And you could write the story too.

theemdash April 25 2009, 12:15:35 UTC

I can write a story about tactical defense pens. Seriously, it's like a story right there. GOD, I LOVE THE WORLD AND ITS WEIRD SHIT.

lady_ganesh April 25 2009, 13:33:46 UTC

I've half-thought of having Watari try to talk Tatsumi into one.

ewanspotter April 25 2009, 06:05:50 UTC

EEEEEE!

I could totally see Jack buying this as a Christmas gift for Daniel. XD