The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword

[theemdash]

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY I SHOULD NOT BUY MYSELF A TACTICAL DEFENSE PEN.

I mean.
It's TACTICAL.
And DEFENSIVE.
AND A PEN.

. . .

It is totally time for the weekend to start.

Comments

[nleseul]

Ooh, ooh, I know exactly why you shouldn't buy yourself one: Because you're not so insecure in your masculinity that you need to compensate for it with a pen. Let alone a pen that is only 5 inches long and half an inch thick.

[theemdash]

...

AHAHAHHA.

No, I don't need to compensate with a pen. *snickers*

[nleseul]

Hey, on a completely unrelated note, do you happen to know if your employer is currently hiring publishers/editors/proofreaders? Someone I know is apparently looking for a new job in that area.

[theemdash]

They are really really not. *rolls eyes at economy*

[nleseul]

Yeah, I kind of expected as much. Thought I'd ask, though. Thanks. :-)